August 18th, 2006, 05:23 PM
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so I'm at the swimming pool today, thumbing thru a gossip mag. They had a short article on celeb teeth. While pointing out hillary's horse like chompers, she was quoted as saying she "had to" have those hideous veneers done because her "teeth were so weak they were constantly chipping on the microphone"... WHAAAAATTTTT.
I am so sick of these celebrities who suffer from imagined maladies, ala lohan "dehydration", richie "undisclosed anorexia which isn't anorexia", and now duff, "my teeth are so pathetically weak"....
come on! who in the world is going to believe that load of tripe. singing is NOT a contact sport!
Why not admit that she hired a dentist who obviously trained in veterinary school?
I dub thee, chiclet grill.
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August 18th, 2006, 05:26 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron.
Someone should ask her why she's trying to deep throat a mic.
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August 18th, 2006, 06:17 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron.
maybe she was deep throating joel's shriveled penis?
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August 18th, 2006, 08:49 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron.
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Originally Posted by MrsMarsters
maybe she was deep throating joel's shriveled penis?
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i have read some pretty disgusting things but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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I don't get it either. Do their hips start to swivel when they hear this song? Do they develop a longing for Justin? What is it?
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August 18th, 2006, 11:11 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron.
But she's a virgin, so she's gotta take care o'her man somehow, right?
As far as chipping her teeth on a microphone, I've never heard other singers ever say that. Ever.
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August 18th, 2006, 11:40 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron
It's not like she can sing, anyway.
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August 18th, 2006, 11:44 PM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron
I think I remember reading somewhere Hilary blamed her weak teeth on taking a lot of antibiotics.
And the joke practically tells itself from there.
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August 19th, 2006, 12:23 AM
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Re: Hillary Duff, bucktoothed lying moron
maybe no one told her she is only supposed to lick the salt
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I don't get it either. Do their hips start to swivel when they hear this song? Do they develop a longing for Justin? What is it?
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August 19th, 2006, 01:06 AM
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Well, not trying to defend her or anything but some people do have really weak teeth. I do. I chipped a whole corner of my tooth off while eating a salad. lol true story.
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August 19th, 2006, 12:37 PM
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hmm, yes, but did you replace them with horse teeth? that is the real question....
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August 19th, 2006, 12:47 PM
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i've got weak teeth too... and i will have to get veneers to strengthen them too. but i hope to GOD i don't get horse teeth like Hilary!
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August 19th, 2006, 12:52 PM
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and did they have to be so big?
she couldn't have gone for smaller, less blindingly white and horsy ones?
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August 20th, 2006, 12:48 AM
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Her old teeth looked much nicer.
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