I love him!
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, at Washington Embassy reception for Commonwealth members
British women can't cook.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Scottish driving instructor
If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats? (clearly he's not very bright or much of a deep thinker)
Duke of Edinburgh Price Philip, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shootings
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. OH NO HE DIDN'T!?!
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, commending on Chinese eating habits to World Wildlife Fund Conference in 1986
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to British students in China during Royal visit there
My personal favorite!
"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested." -- Description of his daughter, Princess Anne.
"You look as if you're ready for bed." -- Welcoming Commonwealth Secretary-General Chief Anyaoku as he arrives at Buckingham Palace in traditional Nigerian robe.
"We go into the red next year. . . . I shall probably have to give up polo." -- asshole! Get a real job! Comment on U.S. television in 1969 about the Royal Family's finances.
"Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?" -- Said to a blind woman with a guide dog.
"It looks like a tart's boudoir." -- Comment on seeing plans for the Duchess of York's house.
"Reichskanzler." -- Using Hitler's title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl.
"Of course, the problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. They block the streets. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion." -yeah you'd be outta money you half-wit-shit-for-brains!--
Proposal for solving London's traffic problems.
"So you managed to get here without having your knickers blown off." -- Said to a farmer's wife from Northern Ireland visiting London for a charity event.
"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." -- Observation on a messy fuse box during a visit to a factory in 1999.
"Djabugay, Yirrganydji, what's it all about? Do you still throw spears at each other?" -- Showing interest in two aboriginal tribes
this year in Australia. (In fact, throwing spears at the legs of miscreants is a traditional punishment in the tribes for certain
"I thought it was against the law these days for a woman to solicit." -- Said to a woman solicitor in a reception line.
"It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people." -- Said to Paraguayan dictator Alfredo Stroessner.
"What are you doing here?"
-- Greeting former Times editor William Rees-Mogg as he arrives at Buckingham Palace as an invited dinner guest.
"You must be out of your minds." -- Said to Solomon Islanders in 1982 when told the annual population growth was 5 per cent.
"What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer." -- Response to a comment at a small-business lunch about how difficult it is in Britain to get rich (the previous night, Tom Jones had sung before the Prince at a Royal Variety Performance).
"You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: You don't trust me and I don't trust you." -- Said to Sir Rennie Maudslay, Keeper of the Privy Purse, in the 1970s. Philip later apologized.
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." -- Comment during the depth of a recession in Britain in 1981.
"I think you should arrange for every bishop in the country to have a copy. They all seem to confuse self-help and individual
responsibility with selfishness." -- Response to a book advocating laissez-faire economics and describing "help from without"
"We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." -- Said on an earlier visit to Canada.
"I'd much rather have stayed in the navy, frankly." -- Response to question about how he feels about his life.
"Whither the storm carries me, I go a willing guest." -- Comment written in a visitors' book in 1946.
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip (the understatement of the century )
I love him!
I love him, too! At least he'd be entertaining at a state dinner.
OMG that's hilarious. At least he's an equal opportunity biggot.
LOOL! What a stupid, racist moron! He's adorable!
Oh, he's a racist, and ignorant, and a moron, and doesn't know when to shut his big fat trap. But I can still be amused by his stupidity, because unlike certain OTHER racist, ignorant morons, he has no real power.
He's hilarious. In a very non-PC way.
Love his openness and his total disregard for PC, especially given his position. Plus, when people get that old, everything they do is cute (within reason) and I give them a pass for being as hateful as the wanna be. Handsome older man, too. He is hilarious whether you want thim to be or not.
Ok, why do you love him, people? He's a rich Nazi who had no respect for women, his citizens or anyone else. To say that you find him "adorable" or "handsome" or "hilarious" is sick. Are there no standards for people in power?
Now everyone knows why I refer to my hubby as Prince Phillip on here.
^ yeah i was thinking of you when i created this post I actually thought you were married to an aristocrat who's identity you were disguising when i first read you refer to him like that; shows what a wild imagination i have plus the previous name you used is spanish for Queen! so...
I agree, he's an asshole. A royal asshole, but nevertheless an asshole. He has offended many many people throughout the years with his foot in mouth disease and racist views it's not even funny.Originally Posted by wakeupinBOSTON
I think these quotes are hilarious. He doesn't hold any power, does he? Isn't he just a figurehead of sorts? In the context of these quotes, he comes across as a aristocratic daft Archie Bunker.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
Dude needs to know when to shut his trap. Not that he would start now.
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