Anna Nicole Smith is a Witch!

AgentOrange · June 26th, 2006, 06:53 PM

Anna Nichol Smith has scored an unexpected victory in her legal case, but not in the courts. Her main legal rival, E. Pierce Marshall, the son of the oil tycoon Anna Nicole was briefly married to, has unexpectedly died, as a result of a brief, but agressive infection.

Methinks that there is something 'too coincidental' in the timing. As the mystery novels have taught us to ask, "Who benefits?" I think that Anna Nichol must be a witch, and has used the 'black arts' against her former stepson.

LynnieD · June 26th, 2006, 06:54 PM

You think she had him 'taken care of' maybe??? CONSPIRACY THEORY!

AgentOrange · June 26th, 2006, 06:59 PM

I've got visions of voodoo dolls with pins sticking out of them.

LynnieD · June 26th, 2006, 07:00 PM

Think she spiked his Trim Spa??

allthesun · June 26th, 2006, 07:29 PM

Ebola virus motherf*cker, could it have been?

PrettyGirl · June 26th, 2006, 08:33 PM

That woman has the most incredible luck. She must be dying to dance over his grave...lol

Mel1973 · June 27th, 2006, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by PrettyGirl

That woman has the most incredible luck. She must be dying to dance over his grave...lol

That's what I was thinking. It couldn't be any "dark art" because she couldn't maneouver her way around a pin without puncturing the implants. It's just sheer, dumb, unfriggingbelievable luck... why her?? Anyone else would be better!

KIMU · June 27th, 2006, 11:45 AM

Well, after all she was married to that man, even if they didnt have sex (which we really dont know), she kissed him.

She should have some reward for that act, I would also fight till the end.