June 18th, 2006, 05:55 AM
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Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynam...06-18-04-42-29
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I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.
During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled...
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June 18th, 2006, 08:23 AM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
Earth to Dustin: Suck it.
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June 18th, 2006, 10:06 AM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
No kidding. Dustin, if i suck at MY finances despite having been a tv star, will someone come and save ME from my own stupidity?
Fuck off, retard.
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June 18th, 2006, 03:23 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
This is really pathetic.
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June 18th, 2006, 03:26 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
You know there are idiots will will buy the shirts...
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June 18th, 2006, 03:27 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
But I thought Jews were good with money? Only black people have bad credit.
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June 18th, 2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
do what everyone else does when they need money.
porn.
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June 18th, 2006, 03:30 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
^^  Dustin Diamond's Dirty Deeds.
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June 18th, 2006, 03:30 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
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do what everyone else does when they need money.
porn.
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Screech porn? Oh dear god NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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June 18th, 2006, 03:32 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
lol, but I think Screech is a little too fug to be a porn star...unless he has a large package a la Ron Jeremy...
I feel sorry for this guy though and yes I did think about buying a T-shirt from him!!!! I'm a dork!  But I looked at the pics of the shirts and they were fug as well so no thanks.
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Last edited by moomies : June 18th, 2006 at 03:44 PM.
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June 18th, 2006, 04:26 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
Man, you must really be beyond shame to try and get money this way. BEG for a quarter of a million bucks!!!!!!! 
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June 18th, 2006, 05:45 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
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do what everyone else does when they need money.
porn.
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you would pay money for his secret sex tape???????????
*it is amazing how people can create sites and get money by simply asking for it...I should start one myself...I need to save a house too..MY OWN! *
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June 28th, 2006, 12:22 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
He said on Howard Stern that his d**k is 12 inches long...Maybe he could be in porn. Guys in porn are usually nasty looking anyway.
Could you imagine all the Saved by the Bell porn spoofs they could come up...that's messed up!
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June 28th, 2006, 12:38 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
Screech and the rest of his Saved by the Bell pals help get me to work on time every morning. I wake up at 6am but they are programmed to come on at 7am. I head for the shower to avoid them and then rush around the house to try to get away ASAP! Today I actually left after 8am and they were STILL on! Who really watches that shit?
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June 28th, 2006, 01:16 PM
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Re: Save Dustin Diamond (aka Screech/Saved By the Bell) and his house!
This is just disgusting. Get f@cking job, like everyone else! Oh, poor thing has bad credit...yeah, that's called consequences, dumbass. He should give up the house and move back to LaLa Land w/ the rest of the deludinoids.
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