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    Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.

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    Hey Britney! I need some help with my career. Here's my cane and look where I stick it.
    I've seen that before but it was just as good the second time around, thanks.

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    There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
    Oscar Wilde


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    that's funny funny stuff!! but they're BOTH desperate whores...
    cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

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    hehe
    "Never wrap it up, never pull out. Just grind up the morning after pill in her scrambled eggs at sunrise, she'll appreciate that you made her breakfast."

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    Career? What career?

    Making vids of oneself lipskanking and humping air whilst dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl is no substitute for an entry-level position in the fast food industry.

    Yep. She sure-as-hell let that opportunity slip through her hands.

    Now, on the other hand, baby-juggling. . . . Well, the sky's the limit, there.

    "Beepers? Luv? TAMPA. It's a city in FLORIDA. It's where clowns go to college--really. Clowns HAVE to go to college. Go there. Join the circus. Be happy."

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    Don't be ridiculous, Stephen: wearing a helmet does not make it "safe," and the answer is still "no."

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    Mad TV. It's now a classic for the ages.

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