10 Reasons to Leave Hollywood 
they're funny cause they're true!
10. You get your third DUI.
9. You get your fourth STD.
8. You date your fifth MAW (model, actress, or whatever).
7. You come to your freaking senses. A one bedroom house in a bad neighborhood is not worth $600,000.00. Period.
6. You think the movie Crash deserved the Academy Award.
5. You've come to believe that cocaine "is not really a hard drug."
4. You've come to believe that crystal meth "is maybe a hard drug, but I'm not sure."
3. You've slept with more than 2 girls named "Sunshine." And you're gay.
2. Celebrities that you've met (however briefly) come up in every conversation. Even ones like Neil Patrick Harris.
1. Leave Hollywood? Are you crazy? I love this town! I was just talking to Neil Patrick Harris the other day, and he said...
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