June 4th, 2006, 11:24 PM
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Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
This might belong in the "scary" forum, but here goes... 
Come up with a few pairs and name your winner!
Paris Hilton v. Lindsay Lohan => Lindsay (she's got more brains)
Bai Ling v. Lucy Liu => Bai Ling (Bai Ling is freakin' scary)
Denise Richards v. Heather Locklear => Denise (she kicked bug-butt in "Starship Troopers"
Shannen Doherty v. any female => Shannen (she's the cattiest of them all)
Star Jones v. Oprah Winfrey => Star (she'd sit on Oprah)
George Michael v. Boy George => George Michael (he's scary)
Victoria Beckham v. Sarah Ferguson => Fergie (she'd eat Posh)
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June 5th, 2006, 12:03 AM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Angelina Jolie beats Jennifer Aniston hands down.
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June 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Paris Hilton vs Mischa Barton =>Paris Hilton because Paris is a little bigger
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June 5th, 2006, 12:24 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
I dunno about Shannen Doherty beating *anyone.*
What about a not-completely-fucked-up Courtney Love?
That one is 50-50 in my book.
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George Michael v. Boy George => George Michael (he's scary)
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Definitely. Boy George is a pasty doughboy, although I luv him.
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June 5th, 2006, 12:34 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
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Bai Ling v. Lucy Liu => Bai Ling (Bai Ling is freakin' scary)
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I think Lucy Liu - she seems like she could kick more ass than Bai Ling. Bai looks like the kind of woman who would be girly and ineffective in a fight, scream and tug at her opponent's hair...
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June 6th, 2006, 05:01 AM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
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I dunno about Shannen Doherty beating *anyone.*
What about a not-completely-fucked-up Courtney Love?
That one is 50-50 in my book.
Definitely. Boy George is a pasty doughboy, although I luv him.
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My money would be on Courtney Love over Shannen.
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June 6th, 2006, 04:20 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Someone needs to hit one of Shannan Doherty's eyes really f**kin hard so it'll become symmetrical with the other one.
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June 6th, 2006, 04:28 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
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My money would be on Courtney Love over Shannen.
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Now that's what I call a real cat fight.
Jawniffer Chiniston and Mangie Jolie would be even better.
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June 6th, 2006, 04:31 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
How about Pink vs. Michelle Rodriguez?
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June 6th, 2006, 04:33 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Oh yea, that one would last all night! 
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June 6th, 2006, 05:09 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Nicole Ritchie vs Mary Kate Olsen?
Which would snap like a twig first?
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June 6th, 2006, 06:40 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Tom Cruise vs. Martin Holmes: Martin, after Tom's attempts to use his Scientology OT VIII magical powers fail
Dina Lohan vs. "I'm a Cool Mom!" Mrs. George from Mean Girls
Lynne Spears vs. KFed
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora vs. Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen
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June 6th, 2006, 06:44 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Liza Minnelli vs. Barbra Streisand and I think Liza would bring the pain!
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June 10th, 2006, 01:28 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
David Geffen (Liza's ex) v. Michael Jackson => Dave...but only by a nose. 
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June 12th, 2006, 03:34 PM
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Re: Catfight: Who would win in fantasy matchups?
Michael Jackson vs Ryan Seacrest 
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