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Old May 27th, 2006, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Is it my TV, my eyes, or the merlot?

Or did Mary Travers and Mick Jager have a baby girl and that girl is hosting SNL?

Good god, ZJ: Put the clothes back on, fire the surgeon, and stone to death the person who talked you into doing this--or the one who did NOT talk you out of doing it.

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Old May 27th, 2006, 10:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG, I'm watching Catherine Z-J on SNL now. She's had major PS work done.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 10:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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How the woman claims to be 36 with a straight face is a mystery.

I guess she's going to dance her way through the show to distract from the fact that she's NOT funny.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm watching this too. It's a rerun, isn't it? I kind of remember noticing the same thing during the first airing, but had forgotten about it. CZJ has been under the radar for a while, hasn't she?

Yes, she definitely doesn't look grand on this show.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I should start a new "Just Plain Scary" post on CZJ....oh wait, there already is one, isn't there?

What's particularly horrifying (besides the sh*tty SNL writing this year) is her body...although she has lost the baby weight, it's all saggy and skin hanging from bones.

"36"? My arse!

[i'm such a cranky beyotch tonight]
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I remember when this show first aired, there were a bunch of members in chat watching at the same time and trying to figure out exactly what was different about her face.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's a rerun, isn't it?
Yeppers, it's from October. I thought I remembered this crapfest and looked it up.

This episode is so bad, even Weekend Update is sucking.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'll watch it when it comes on here. Never saw the first one. i used to like her because she brought some much-needed glamour to Hollywood, but now she's soulless like the rest of them.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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But the musical guests, Franz Ferdinand, is awesome. They're doing a quasi-cover of "Black Dog" by Led Zep. I love that song! Very cool.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I remember when this show first aired, there were a bunch of members in chat watching at the same time and trying to figure out exactly what was different about her face.
So THAT'S where I was...............
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Old May 27th, 2006, 11:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The Italian Hotel schtick was NOT funny at all....it wasn't even offensive or anything, it was just crap.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 12:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Agree!^^^^ The only fun moment was the "commercial" for Morgan Stanley.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 06:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Jeez, I'm sorry I missed this. But why would they have her host SNL? She's not noted for her sense of humor.
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