Your Career In Hollyweird As A Celebrity Is Over

[UndercoverGator]

New game.

You list the ways, humorous or not, that a celebrity in Hollywood can know that their career in show business is officially in the toilet. Here's a few.

Your career is over when..

..you find yourself on the talk show circuit with Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges.
...your personal appearances at shopping malls are outdrawn by the half off sale at 'Cheese & Sausage World'
...the telethon you're appearing on is for you so you can keep the electricity on in your apartmen.
...you show up for a taping of 'Circus of the Stars' and they hand you a shovel and bucket with instructions for cleaning up after the elephants and staying out of the way of the camera men.
...your name is a stumper in the parlor game "Are They Dead Or Alive?"
...talk show hosts regularly begin their introduction of you with "A few of you may remember...."
...you record a song with lyrics about killing babies, eating puppies, sexually molesting the Pope and burning down the Vatican and no one cares or even notices at all.

[miss_perfect]

Your career is over when.....you're tapped to host "Family Feud".

[Sojiita]

..you do a commercial and they have to put your name up showing who you were and what you were 'famous' for.

[heather.rn]

...When Paris Hilton won't even sleep with you

[A*O]

..... when you agree to become Tom Cruise's wife/girlfriend

[ourmaninBusan]

...when your movies come out in Korea before the States.

[UndercoverGator]

...when you agree to appear on "The Surreal Life" or on an "Americas Most Wanted" in a crime reinactment.

[Glasgow53]

...when you appear on extemely late night info-mercials pushing some obscure crap that no one wants to buy or over the phone fortune telling services.

[Aurora]

When you have children with K-fug.

[Glasgow53]

...when your name is Britney Spears. Nuff said.

[Somerset]

...when your sex tape is "leaked" onto the internet and no one gives a crap.

[pacific breeze]

When you see/hear your name in a "where are they now?" article or show.

[darksithbunny]

when your movie doesn't even make it to a theatre, it goes straight to dvd.

you are the center square of Hollywood squares.

Star magazine has reported that you have already died, many years ago, by a rare std.

[DitaPage*]

Your waxwork is melted at Madame Tussauds.

[sprynkles]

You're not mentioned on Gossip Rocks.