April 18th, 2006, 06:21 PM
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So, we're supposed to believe that both Brooke and Katie have borne the fruits of their wombs on this same day and what appears to be within hours of each other.
Hmmmmmm. . . .
CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!
The whole "Tom attacks Brooke thing and vice-versa" was a ruse, a scam, a scandal and an outrage.
I'm done.
I am just done.
Besides, I harfta finish my barbecued baloney and Cheez-Whiz sammich and watch the syndicated Simpsons.
Priorities you know.
Vi
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April 18th, 2006, 06:33 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
My entire family was just talking about this Vi!!!
 
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April 18th, 2006, 06:40 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
I seriously believe Tom decided to announce the "birth" as soon as he found out about Brooke's birth. This is just too much of a coincidence!
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April 18th, 2006, 06:42 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
Let's hope lil Kate doesn't suffer from PP. Never mind, Tom will cure her.
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April 18th, 2006, 06:47 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
Wouldn't it be AMAZING if the fruit of Brangelina's womb landed today too?
Call it an un-holy Trinity. 
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April 18th, 2006, 07:25 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girls, within hours? hmmm
Fucking bizarre. But like Lovelybones said above--the REAL test would be to see if the Pitt-Jolie baby would also come today. Then you know there's some serious shit going on.
Though, its highly IRONIC that both Tom & Brooke had their daughters today. VERY ironic...
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April 18th, 2006, 08:13 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girls, within hours? hmmm
Very, very weird. But also wonderful. I hope Grier grows up and kicks Suri's butt. Actually, it would be funnier if they became fast friends. Although I don't think Brooke will let her child within one mile of Tom.
I hope Brooke has an easier time of it post-partum. And Katie, poor Katie. She's doomed.
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April 18th, 2006, 08:19 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girls, within hours? hmmm
OMG she actually gave birth?!?
i bet she had the baby weeks ago & they were just waiting to announce.
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April 18th, 2006, 10:02 PM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girls, within hours? hmmm
Tom won't suffer from post partum as he has his vitamins and eating the placenta will help. Hope he shares with Katie as not being with your newborn would be very hard.
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April 19th, 2006, 01:03 AM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
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Let's hope lil Kate doesn't suffer from PP. Never mind, Tom will cure her.
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Maybe that's all in the script, too> "Katie will suffer from PP and Tom will prove to the world that his theory is correct by healing her with Scientology vitamins instead of anti-depressants!"
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April 19th, 2006, 01:29 AM
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^ That is a VERY good point.
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April 19th, 2006, 01:40 AM
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If Katie has post-partum depression, we will NEVER hear about it.
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April 19th, 2006, 06:38 AM
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Re: Katie & Brooke: 2 Girks, within hours? hmmm
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Originally Posted by HWBL
Maybe that's all in the script, too> "Katie will suffer from PP and Tom will prove to the world that his theory is correct by healing her with Scientology vitamins instead of anti-depressants!"
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OMG -- I can totally see this! He would lie about this just to prove his point, wouldn't he?
Then we'd finally see Katie in an interview talking about her depression, how Tom cured her...of course she'd be hawking a book about Scientology -- curing depression w/out meds ...by Kate Cruise
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April 19th, 2006, 06:52 AM
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Note that the height and weight of the babies are also the same. 7 pounds, 20 inches.
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April 19th, 2006, 09:11 AM
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Only Grier can defeat Suri now. The fate of the world is in her little hands.
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