Lindsay Lohan: What comes first?

[greysfang]

So what major event will happen first for LiHo? You may choose only one.

[SHELLEE]

I chose death 'cause we all know she ain't going to jail (at least for a nice long period of time.)

[Lalique]

I predict death in a car accident. I dunno why, but I think she will die within 2 years.

[Laurent]

I predict an OD without death. I think she's still courting attention and will stage a few famewhoring stunts before actually offing herself.

[Air Quotes]

I choose oscar because somehow those tasteful snatch shots she has coming up will nab her one.

[Sylkyn]

I predict actual jail time because she's been pushing that envelope for a long time now. It will catch up with her, because she's not going to change.

[shedevilang]

I say none of the above

1. she's worse than cockroaches she won't die
2. she'll never get any real jail time
3. no way white oprah will let her drop off the radar
4. oscar? no fucking way

she's just going to keep fucking up and we'll hear about it and keep scratching our heads going wtf!

[Kittylady]

I went with jail rather than death because I think White Oprah is going to keep her teetering on the edge of no return without letting her go over right up until there isn't a cent to be made out of her anymore. Then she'll hand Lindsay a big bag of coke, a bottle of Grey Goose and the keys to a fast car and start preparing her statement to TMZ about how her darling daughter was hounded to death by the very media she is releasing a statement to (while drawing the obvious comparisons with Princess Diana) and embarking on a new media whore career as the grieving mother of a tragically wasted talent.

[Ravenna]

Kills someone else in a car accident while driving under the influence maybe... which would likely lead to jail.

[Beeyotch]

Yeah, I'm leaning toward the same thing, Ravenna. I want to say it's a toss up whether she ODs and kills herself or kills someone else while high, but then the cockroach element that shedevil mentioned is strong with this one, so I'll go with killing someone else. Can't get out of jail due to overcrowding for that one.

[sluce]

[Beeyotch]

Oh sluce, you go for the big laughs, don't you?

[MontanaMama]

I miss Buttmunch, so I will say Oscar, because our LiLo is a delicate misunderstood flower who has just had a run of bad luck because people are out to get her and/or are jealous of her ethereal beauty and talent .

[greysfang]

I miss Buttmunch, so I will say Oscar, because our LiLo is a delicate misunderstood flower who has just had a run of bad luck because people are out to get her and/or are jealous of her ethereal beauty and talent .

[BoogsBun]

I voted for death, via accidental overdose, on the eve of the start of her jail sentence.