April 12th, 2006, 05:31 PM
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Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
I will start.
patron saint of whiny pelican-jawed bitches. 
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April 12th, 2006, 06:02 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Jilted women who drove their husbands away with rampant insecurities and leathery skin.
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April 12th, 2006, 06:46 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron saint of one dimensional actresses
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April 12th, 2006, 06:51 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron saint of women being their hairstyle.
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April 12th, 2006, 06:52 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Who Gives a crap what others think - I'm RICH!!!!
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April 12th, 2006, 06:54 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Potholes
Potholes exist on the road because everytime Saint Jennifer takes a step her massive chin smashes into the concrete.
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April 12th, 2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Oprah ass kissing
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April 12th, 2006, 07:05 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
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Patron Saint of Potholes
Potholes exist on the road because everytime Saint Jennifer takes a step her massive chin smashes into the concrete.
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April 12th, 2006, 07:42 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of daring to be devastated after her marriage collapsing. 
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April 12th, 2006, 07:46 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Milking Personal Tragedies
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April 12th, 2006, 07:48 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
^^You already said one!
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April 12th, 2006, 07:58 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
No i didnt!
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April 12th, 2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Sorry I will clarify.... I meant you already made a patron jen remark in this thread already!
And no I don't have a problem.
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April 12th, 2006, 08:50 PM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
...Patron saint of the Lantern-Jawed, for miraculously showing us the divine mystery and truth in:
1) there is such a thing as being too rich and too thin
2) creative excuses for making crappy-ass movies rather than owning them
3) how to cry a river while pulling down $$$ mil
I don't hate or dislike JA, but it's hard to feel sorry for someone who basically signed up for and continues to benefit from the celebrity life - she's got loads of money, a nice figure, good hair, and ...well, anyway - it's more than what most people have. I'll pay more attention when she ceases her pity-party media tour and tiresome self-absorption, and instead focuses her energies on making better movies (take some classes, for crying out loud!) and some humanitarian work or charitable cause.
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April 13th, 2006, 12:25 AM
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Re: Saint Jennifer: Patron saint of...
Patron Saint of Mediocrity.
St Jennifer, along with her helper Lindsay, are who all the blah people pray to so that they may inherit the earth, and so far, they are winning....booo
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