A pseudo-blind item from Ted C about TomKat...any ideas? - Page 2

asha22 · April 18th, 2006, 07:22 AM

Ok. She's having twins.

Lily317 · April 18th, 2006, 12:17 PM

"Hello, shoe. I like you, shoe. You have a big heel, and I have a big belly. Shoe, say hello to belly. Hello, belly! Hello, shoe! I hope my big sunglasses don't fall on you. Please, no. Belly says, 'I am coming to get you, big sparkly shoe!' Bad belly. Big belly says, 'I like my shirt. I am a plebian. No, I am not. I like money. Did Michelle Williams get as big as me? I don't think she did. I am hungry. I want vitamins. I want teddy bears and soccer games! I want to eat a teddy bear.' Cutie coif then adds, 'I don't look like a soccer mom. I like my hair in a bun. I feel like I Dream of Jeannie, but I don't dream of Jeannie. I dream of Tom..."

Here's what I get out of it:

"Hello, shoe. I like you, shoe. You have a big heel, and I have a big belly. Shoe, say hello to belly. Hello, belly! Hello, shoe!"

I think this means when big heel (Tom and his 3" lifts) met big belly (Katie) she was pregnant before meeting him.

"Hello, shoe! I hope my big sunglasses don't fall on you. Please, no."

Big Belly (Katie) is taller than Big Heel (Tom).

"Belly says, 'I am coming to get you, big sparkly shoe!' Bad belly."

Is Ted trying to say Katie was after the privileged life she could live by hooking up with Mr. Movie Star?

"Big belly says, 'I like my shirt. I am a plebian. No, I am not. I like money. Did Michelle Williams get as big as me? I don't think she did. I am hungry. I want vitamins."

I like my shirt? Would this be the strap-on prosthetic belly she's had to wear for the last few months? Katie says "Sure, I'll go along with the charade. I'm common and I'd like to move a few steps in Hollywood. Michelle Williams might have been nominated for an Oscar, but I've got more clout and money than she'll ever have. I'll join scientology and pop vitamins to further prove our eternal love".

merri · April 18th, 2006, 02:59 PM

wow. lily is really good at this!

B.C. · April 18th, 2006, 04:54 PM

Lily, you should work for the FBI

ekee · April 18th, 2006, 05:53 PM

Wow Lily you are my hero. I could never decipher this crap (esp with Ted's horrible writing).

Luna · April 18th, 2006, 07:30 PM

Cuckoo cuckoo! *Jack Black style*

Lily317 · April 19th, 2006, 07:40 AM

Merri, B.C. and Ekee: Thank you.

buttmunch · April 19th, 2006, 07:51 AM

Quote:

"Hello, shoe. I like you, shoe. You have a big heel, and I have a big belly. Shoe, say hello to belly. Hello, belly! Hello, shoe! I hope my big sunglasses don't fall on you. Please, no. Belly says, 'I am coming to get you, big sparkly shoe!' Bad belly. Big belly says, 'I like my shirt. I am a plebian. No, I am not. I like money. Did Michelle Williams get as big as me? I don't think she did. I am hungry. I want vitamins. I want teddy bears and soccer games! I want to eat a teddy bear.' Cutie coif then adds, 'I don't look like a soccer mom. I like my hair in a bun. I feel like I Dream of Jeannie, but I don't dream of Jeannie. I dream of Tom..."

Here's what I get out of it:

"Hello, shoe. I like you, shoe. You have a big heel, and I have a big belly. Shoe, say hello to belly. Hello, belly! Hello, shoe!"

I think this means when big heel (Tom and his 3" lifts) met big belly (Katie) she was pregnant before meeting him.

"Hello, shoe! I hope my big sunglasses don't fall on you. Please, no."

Big Belly (Katie) is taller than Big Heel (Tom).

"Belly says, 'I am coming to get you, big sparkly shoe!' Bad belly."

Is Ted trying to say Katie was after the privileged life she could live by hooking up with Mr. Movie Star?

"Big belly says, 'I like my shirt. I am a plebian. No, I am not. I like money. Did Michelle Williams get as big as me? I don't think she did. I am hungry. I want vitamins."

I like my shirt? Would this be the strap-on prosthetic belly she's had to wear for the last few months? Katie says "Sure, I'll go along with the charade. I'm common and I'd like to move a few steps in Hollywood. Michelle Williams might have been nominated for an Oscar, but I've got more clout and money than she'll ever have. I'll join scientology and pop vitamins to further prove our eternal love".

Damn, Lilly, two posts and this is the second? I want to read the first! Rock on...that was great work.