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    Default Why is Gwyneth Paltrow so irritating?

    Not sure where to post this so I thought I'd start a new thread (Mods please move it to wherever is appropriate). Arrghhh!!! She's so infuriating!!!!

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    she's like finger nails on a blackboard

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    Cuz she's pompous. And no one likes a pompous ass.
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    cause she's so fucking opinionated about everything
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    wow could Lenny be more of a douchebag
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    She's done that before. She such a pretentious twat.

    From her GOOPY blog:

    "The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Katie Lee Joel and her husband William over for dinner. Much to my delight, she brought a fresh batch of these cookies with her. I adore the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries heaven."
    William Joel. Bwhahahaha. She's such a douche.

    Also remember when she pronounced Anthony Hopkin's name wrong, calling him An-tony? I hate her.


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    LMAO William Joel! So she must hate when people call her Gwynnie....I think its the fact that she shoves in everyone's face how fucking good she has it yet acts oblivious that the rest of us don't live like that. And she fuuug.
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    So she must hate when people call her Gwynnie
    I wonder what she thinks of "Fishstick"? LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    She's done that before. She such a pretentious twat.

    From her GOOPY blog:



    William Joel. Bwhahahaha. She's such a douche.

    Also remember when she pronounced Anthony Hopkin's name wrong, calling him An-tony? I hate her.
    God, I can't stand her either. How did the name "Fishsticks" originate?

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    Ted Casablanca:


    Dear Ted:
    Michael K. of dlisted.com always refers to Gwyneth Paltrow as Fishsticks, and he says he started calling her that after hearing you call her that on an E! show. I am curious about why you once called her Fishsticks.
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    It wasn’t just on air, it was also in the very column you’re now reading. I adopted the nickname Fishstick Paltrow because I found Blythe’s little girl to be cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded. Come to think of it, I still do.
    I like when the singular is used because she is just one big Fishstick.




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    Leonard Kravitz. William Joel. She has a serious talent for douchiness.

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    Just lucky she's not friends with William Robert Thornton or William Raymond Cyrus.
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    She's one of those annoying people who wants to act like she's "one of us," yet wants everyone to know she's really better than us. To get that point across, she says subtle, condescending, passive-agressive things that irritate people, but not to the point they can flat out call her a bitch.

    It's an art form really, and I must say she does it to perfection.
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    Oh but I hate to relay third-hand stories but here it is: one of my sister's friends went to school with Paltrow. High school mebbe? Don't remember. Apparently, she was arrogant even at that early age and a rather poor student. As an adult, I think Paltrow masks her stupidity with the pompous. Then again, she may believe the crap that she spews.

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    It's really quite simple, she's irritating because she's better then all of us and we're jellus of her spectacularness.

    I tend to call my close male friends by their given names, but I don't think I'd do so in a tweet or a goop, but then again I don't tweet or goop...maybe she's not better than me.
    Last edited by MontanaMama; September 22nd, 2011 at 10:09 AM. Reason: than/then, at least it wasn't there/their cuz that's annoying
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