Why is Gwyneth Paltrow so irritating?

**SillyME54** · September 20th, 2011, 03:09 PM

Not sure where to post this so I thought I'd start a new thread (Mods please move it to wherever is appropriate). Arrghhh!!! She's so infuriating!!!!

**pperfect2009** · September 20th, 2011, 03:39 PM

she's like finger nails on a blackboard

**louiswinthorpe111** · September 21st, 2011, 01:42 PM

Cuz she's pompous. And no one likes a pompous ass.

**shedevilang** · September 21st, 2011, 01:46 PM

cause she's so fucking opinionated about everything

**Seth82** · September 21st, 2011, 01:47 PM

wow could Lenny be more of a douchebag

**bellini** · September 21st, 2011, 01:50 PM

She's done that before. She such a pretentious twat.

From her GOOPY blog:

"The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Katie Lee Joel and her husband William over for dinner. Much to my delight, she brought a fresh batch of these cookies with her. I adore the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries – heaven."

William Joel. Bwhahahaha. She's such a douche.

Also remember when she pronounced Anthony Hopkin's name wrong, calling him An-tony? I hate her.

**Air Quotes** · September 21st, 2011, 01:54 PM

LMAO William Joel! So she must hate when people call her Gwynnie....I think its the fact that she shoves in everyone's face how fucking good she has it yet acts oblivious that the rest of us don't live like that. And she fuuug.

**bellini** · September 21st, 2011, 02:37 PM

So she must hate when people call her Gwynnie

I wonder what she thinks of "Fishstick"? LOL

**rockchick** · September 21st, 2011, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by bellini

She's done that before. She such a pretentious twat.

From her GOOPY blog:

William Joel. Bwhahahaha. She's such a douche.

Also remember when she pronounced Anthony Hopkin's name wrong, calling him An-tony? I hate her.

God, I can't stand her either. How did the name "Fishsticks" originate?

**bellini** · September 21st, 2011, 05:07 PM

Ted Casablanca:

Dear Ted:
Michael K. of dlisted.com always refers to Gwyneth Paltrow as Fishsticks, and he says he started calling her that after hearing you call her that on an E! show. I am curious about why you once called her Fishsticks.
Bobby
Austin, Texas Dear Name Game:
It wasn’t just on air, it was also in the very column you’re now reading. I adopted the nickname Fishstick Paltrow because I found Blythe’s little girl to be cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded. Come to think of it, I still do.

I like when the singular is used because she is just one big Fishstick.

**Laurent** · September 21st, 2011, 05:10 PM

Leonard Kravitz. William Joel. She has a serious talent for douchiness.

**faithanne** · September 21st, 2011, 05:26 PM

Just lucky she's not friends with William Robert Thornton or William Raymond Cyrus.

**Trixie** · September 22nd, 2011, 01:17 AM

She's one of those annoying people who wants to act like she's "one of us," yet wants everyone to know she's really better than us. To get that point across, she says subtle, condescending, passive-agressive things that irritate people, but not to the point they can flat out call her a bitch.

It's an art form really, and I must say she does it to perfection.

**JE3XX** · September 22nd, 2011, 08:50 AM

Oh but I hate to relay third-hand stories but here it is: one of my sister's friends went to school with Paltrow. High school mebbe? Don't remember. Apparently, she was arrogant even at that early age and a rather poor student. As an adult, I think Paltrow masks her stupidity with the pompous. Then again, she may believe the crap that she spews.

**MontanaMama** · September 22nd, 2011, 09:29 AM

It's really quite simple, she's irritating because she's better then all of us and we're jellus of her spectacularness.

I tend to call my close male friends by their given names, but I don't think I'd do so in a tweet or a goop, but then again I don't tweet or goop...maybe she's not better than me.