Xenii - Celebrity filled private after-hours roving party

[AliceInWonderland]

http://www.xenii.com/

http://www.xenii.com/press/index.html

check out these ridiculous excerpts from the website:


*Xenii is a private society, not open to the public
Individuals are accepted into Xenii based on the strengths
of their relationships with trusted members, and the qualities
and attributes they bring to the Xenii Community.



*Initiation fees have temporarily been waived


Xenii Level I $650 monthly dues and $1,000 initiation fee
Xenii Level II $1,000 monthly dues and $1,500 initiation fee
Xenii Level III $3,500 monthly dues and $3,000 initiation fee
Xenii Provisional $300 monthly dues and $500 initiation fee

are they fucking kidding me!?!

* Us Weekly “VIP Vixens Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba belong to this floating, members-only club (think Malibu Beach house in the Summer, Aspen Ski Chalet in the Winter)”

Angeleno Magazine “Its invite only membership consists almost entirely of the entertainment industry's most moneyed… plus a sizable sprinkling of celebrities to dress the room, from Leo and Wilmer to Paris and Nicky”

Best Life Magazine “Sip cocktails with celebs at venues ranging from converted sound stages to Malibu beach houses”

New York Daily News “Rapper Fabolous’ birthday at Xenii in Los Angeles was so jam packed with celebs like Eve, Nicky and Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Ja Rule and Xzibit that fire marshals kept even pop megastar Prince out of the event”

944 Magazine “Think an underground Studio 54 with Concierge-like amenities”

celebrities are already in a very rare club; they're celebrities! but its hilarious that they have to join clubs like this and try to be even more exclusive, and they're charged for it! Pu-leeze any club that lets Parasite in is no club of mine!

[Sojiita]

sounds way to much like Xenu!