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Thread: A Katie Holmes story in pictures ("fan"? fiction).

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    Default A Katie Holmes story in pictures ("fan"? fiction).

    Hi I was wondering if you could help me...


    Erm.... I've lost something...


    I ... urm.... have ... urm .... misplaced my husband.... he's kind of this big...


    Well.... he's actually .... this big but he wears lifts...



    *silence*




    Come with us, ma'am....


    We don't know where he is, but we want to know who Suri's dad really is.....


    Pictures courtesy of zimbo.com



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    Ha ha ha!!!! Nice!

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    Well done!
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    brilliant
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    Love it!

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    Haha!
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    Great job! Hilarious

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    Ha! Very funny!


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    Love it! More!

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    Well someone has extra time on their hands. Wonderful job Novice. Mel - toss her a tiara.
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    Good one - very funny!
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    *waits a VERY long time for a tiara....*



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    there you are.
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    *steps on imposter tiara*
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    The imposter was just there to throw you off Mel. The real deal was hand delivered to Novice and she now sits, in England where the royals belong, wearing it with a smug look on her face.
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