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Thread: A Katie Holmes story in pictures ("fan"? fiction).

  1. April 28th, 2011, 06:56 PM #1
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    Default A Katie Holmes story in pictures ("fan"? fiction).

    Hi I was wondering if you could help me...


    Erm.... I've lost something...


    I ... urm.... have ... urm .... misplaced my husband.... he's kind of this big...


    Well.... he's actually .... this big but he wears lifts...



    *silence*




    Come with us, ma'am....


    We don't know where he is, but we want to know who Suri's dad really is.....


    Pictures courtesy of zimbo.com


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  2. April 28th, 2011, 07:11 PM #2
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    Ha ha ha!!!! Nice!
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  3. April 28th, 2011, 07:14 PM #3
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    Well done!
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    brilliant
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  5. April 29th, 2011, 05:51 PM #5
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    Love it!
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    Haha!
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  7. April 30th, 2011, 11:54 AM #7
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    Great job! Hilarious
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    Ha! Very funny!

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    Love it! More!
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  10. May 10th, 2011, 12:25 PM #10
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    Well someone has extra time on their hands. Wonderful job Novice. Mel - toss her a tiara.
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    Good one - very funny!
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    *waits a VERY long time for a tiara....*


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    *steps on imposter tiara*
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    The imposter was just there to throw you off Mel. The real deal was hand delivered to Novice and she now sits, in England where the royals belong, wearing it with a smug look on her face.
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