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Old March 23rd, 2006, 04:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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'Glamour' model Jordan, aka Katie Price, has two sons. The first, the result of her liaison with a braindead UK soccer player, has various disabilities which many people link to her extreme drug/alcohol abuse during the pregnancy. Her second son, with husband Peter Andre, seems to have been spared any similar problems. However, so we are not confused, when talking about her kids Jordan refers to the second kid as 'the normal one'.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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plastic + cell phone + vadge+ =............dumb
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Is that a trick question?
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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A little from column A a little from Column B and in her case lots from cup G.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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when talking about her kids Jordan refers to the second kid as 'the normal one'.
If she really said this it's beyond horrible, I can't believe a mother would ever say something like this about her children.

I don't think she's stupid nor dumb anyway.
She has earned herself the status of being one of the most popular and richest celebrities in the UK despite having no discernible talent but being a skanky ho.
It's not something that every girl could do, IF they wanted to.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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She has earned herself the status of being one of the most popular and richest celebrities in the UK
I wouldn't go that far MJ She forces herself on us, she's on the cover of OK at the moment whittering on about how they are having their marriage blessed or some crap. They've only been married five minutes and now they are having a blessing - it's only so she can get paid millions to have her exclusive photo's taken again in a suitably ridiculous meringue dress.
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Her wedding photo's look like she raided Barbie's wedding closet, Tacky.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I wouldn't go that far MJ She forces herself on us, she's on the cover of OK at the moment whittering on about how they are having their marriage blessed or some crap. They've only been married five minutes and now they are having a blessing - it's only so she can get paid millions to have her exclusive photo's taken again in a suitably ridiculous meringue dress.
I often buy OK and she's always on the cover! Whether the face of the cover or in one of hte saller pics on the sides!
So I assumed it was a marketing choice of the magazine because of how popular she is!
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 05:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If she really said this it's beyond horrible, I can't believe a mother would ever say something like this about her children.

I don't think she's stupid nor dumb anyway.
She has earned herself the status of being one of the most popular and richest celebrities in the UK despite having no discernible talent but being a skanky ho.
It's not something that every girl could do, IF they wanted to.
Eraned???

She got her baps out for the Sun.

Then when she was not as interesting anymore she got new baps..and got them out.

Then the cycle repeated.....one day her baps will be visible from space.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 06:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Eraned???

She got her baps out for the Sun.

Then when she was not as interesting anymore she got new baps..and got them out.

Then the cycle repeated.....one day her baps will be visible from space.
We can approve or not approve, like or not like what she did/does, but it remains the way she earned herself the celebrity status, in my opinion.
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Gosh, we like to bring this one up over and over again don't we?

The fact her first son is disabled is nothing to do with her lifestyle. She wrote at length about it in her autobiography, and the guilt she felt. But since, tests have proved its the result of a recessive gene that both she and dwyte yorke carry.

And the 'normal one' comment was something she said, but in reference to what the media once called him. It wasn't her opinion. She was just reiterating what the media has said.

I have always found Jordan to be a very successful business woman! I really think she has her head screwed on! And before anyone 'accuses' me of being her biggest fan, I'm not. I have no vested interest in what she does, but I do think its kind of cruel to accuse someone of harming their son.

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We can approve or not approve, like or not like what she did/does, but it remains the way she earned herself the celebrity status, in my opinion.
Agree!
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the title.... ...it's killing me....
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For all you members of the Jordan fanclub, and also for the 'normal ones' here, a pic of Jordan and Pete's chavtastic wedding!

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Old March 23rd, 2006, 04:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Have either of these people done anything in the US? I can't really remember seeing anything about them? Looked him up and he has apparently been everywhere and had hits everywhere but the US? And geez in that wedding photo it looks like two cantaloupes landed on her chest and dug in and made a home.
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UKs answer to Pamela Anderson. They always have to have their tits out on a platter
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