Russell Brand pic from high school - real or photoshopped?

**fgg** · February 4th, 2011, 07:05 PM

Russell Brand was always a sex machine

Todd at IDLITW has this photo up (he got it from COED Magazine) - apparently, it’s Russell Brand in high school. I guess this was before Rusty was a sex machine, because I do not see this kid getting laid that often, if ever. CB thinks the image might be Photoshopped, but I guess I’m buying the idea that this is one of Rusty’s long-lost early photos.

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**shedevilang** · February 4th, 2011, 07:06 PM

I don't see no pics

**Sarzy** · February 4th, 2011, 07:12 PM

^ Lol your sig goes well with your post!
I saw the pic on another site, it looks a bit stretched out but I've seen young photos of him before and he did look like that.

**Beeyotch** · February 4th, 2011, 07:26 PM

He reminds me of Dave Grohl in drag from that Learning to Fly video. So how did he get so dang skinny like he is now? To me he seemed like one of those people whose body type is naturally string-bean thin, you know the ones who have trouble putting on any weight?

**VenusInFauxFurs** · February 4th, 2011, 07:29 PM

I hope it's real.

**Sarzy** · February 4th, 2011, 07:30 PM

Russell has said before that he was a fat kid.
Russell Brand: I battled with bulimia | Celebrity News | Now Magazine

**Trixie** · February 4th, 2011, 07:44 PM

The only thing that looks familiar are the eyes.

**fgg** · February 4th, 2011, 07:49 PM

Before Russell Brand skyrocketed to the top of the UK's Department of Health most wanted list by screwing anything with a clitoris, he was simply the Mexican kid in high school who sang a Stevie B song at the afternoon talent show and was the only one beside myself who wore a t-shirt in the pool during gym. Correction: I refused to take off my shirt and get into the pool. I always used the "I've got stomach problems... hint hint... diarrhea" excuse.

And yup, I'm guessing we'll all be doing the same thing this weekend: breaking into our old high schools to torch every copy of every yearbook we're in.