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Russell Brand was always a sex machine
Todd at IDLITW has this photo up (he got it from COED Magazine) - apparently, itís Russell Brand in high school. I guess this was before Rusty was a sex machine, because I do not see this kid getting laid that often, if ever. CB thinks the image might be Photoshopped, but I guess Iím buying the idea that this is one of Rustyís long-lost early photos.
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I saw the pic on another site, it looks a bit stretched out but I've seen young photos of him before and he did look like that.
He reminds me of Dave Grohl in drag from that Learning to Fly video. So how did he get so dang skinny like he is now? To me he seemed like one of those people whose body type is naturally string-bean thin, you know the ones who have trouble putting on any weight?
I hope it's real.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
The only thing that looks familiar are the eyes.
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Before Russell Brand skyrocketed to the top of the UK's Department of Health most wanted list by screwing anything with a clitoris, he was simply the Mexican kid in high school who sang a Stevie B song at the afternoon talent show and was the only one beside myself who wore a t-shirt in the pool during gym. Correction: I refused to take off my shirt and get into the pool. I always used the "I've got stomach problems... hint hint... diarrhea" excuse.
And yup, I'm guessing we'll all be doing the same thing this weekend: breaking into our old high schools to torch every copy of every yearbook we're in.
Maybe Katy released it in revenge for her twitter photo.
Rest in Peace my beautiful little Bonnie
07/01/92 - 12/03/09
This picture has been released before - it was included in his first book - 'My Booky Wook'. (Ashamed to admit I have read this book)! :-)
Not sure which picture is creepier. His childhood one, or todays.
Shit, I can't believe he was getting laid then OR now.
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