For some obscure reason, Morticia Beaulieu was named "Woman of the year"
by Nevada Ballet Theatre Honors (who? what? why?). Of the year 2011, that
is, the year that is only 33 days old today.
Here's she's posing with that looney flock of misfits that make up her family.
Looks like she got some of the goo removed from her top lip: