Hide ya kids, hide ya wife cause they will fuck anything that breathes. Hide your drugs too.
Hey everyone
I recently had a 1-to-1 sit down with a very famous tech celeb. This person gave me their contact information, and naturally, I would love to stay friends/in-touch with this person. However, I do not know how to approach this without seeming like a nuisance or desperate; I'm not even in the business (though am knowledgeable about this person's field of work). They also live far away from me - far enough that visits would be impossible without a plane ticket.
I feel that I am in a unique position to take advantage of a celebrity relationship, given that this person gave me their contact information, but I am unsure how to continue. This is the first celebrity (besides a brief run-in with Larry David) that I have ever met!
Thanks in advance, everyone!
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife cause they will fuck anything that breathes. Hide your drugs too.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Just be real. Keep emails short. Remember what you have in common and go with those things. Talk about THEM! They love that. Just don't stalk.
"You can't date your fuck buddy."
wtf is a tech celeb?
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
Technology celeb like Bill Gates?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Oh, like an Apple dude or something. I get it now.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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No matter what kind of celeb they are, I believe they love it when you stalk them. Make sure they know you have lots of friends, (you're not one of those assholes who just have 1 or 2 friends), and tell them all about the technology you have and use on a daily basis.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Maybe they mean this guy.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8GVi2Fdi4[/youtube]
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
Hey - you might also want to see if this celeb twitters. If they do you'll want to sign up to follow them. Lynnie can tell you all about it since she has been so successful with her LeAnn twittering.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Lynnie is the go-to gal.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
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