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She cracks me up with the obnoxious and totally obvious way she turns the right side of her face to camera in every shot. Everyone else can be looking dead at camera and she's going to give a profile view.
Paris Hilton's recent twitter pics
What a total waste of space she is.
She cracks me up with the obnoxious and totally obvious way she turns the right side of her face to camera in every shot. Everyone else can be looking dead at camera and she's going to give a profile view.
too bad the lions were asleep.
i can't believe this bitch has a bed on board and us normal people have to sit next to each other packed like sardins.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
Racist Skank!
She really does want us to hate her. Skank Bitch.
Its not a prober banned thread without you, yoyoma!Originally Posted by yoyoma
The only thing/person/etc in the world that loves me for who I am
Wonder if I'll get paid extra if I hint to beastiality?
Can you believe that people actually buy this shit? It costs pennies to make & then they sill out $50 for it! Thats HOT!
Guess how much dope I really had in my lugagge???!!!
Yep, I can turn tricks in the air too. You ust gotta be able to meet my price, coz I'm not doing some skanky p-o-o-r dude... totally NOT hot....
I had to blow the pilot to get him to let me take this picture.....
Haha! Landed in Camaroon to pick up the next john... LOL! They'll never guess... None of those fat ugly firecrotches fly private...
O.M.G!!!! Can you imagine? My PR said I HAD to take this picture or they wouldn't give me my dope back! Can you imagine what it was like to ... urgh... let her that near to me?
Think anyone will notice that I din't actually watch the game? Too busy getting jiggy with my john...
Now I've got to get one of my bitches to carry my case with the dope in it...
Much more fun that the fat sweaty john I'll have to ride when I get back... but.... its all cash in my pocket... That's hot right?
She's look fab in my hallway... not all of her of course, just a foot....
*wonders if I can get some of that horn for my latest trick? His performance needs a boost*
Yep, I brought the rest of the working girls too!
Thinks: *I could take one of these home, wonder how tinky would like to share her house with a hyena? At least I wouldn't have to worry about feeding them while I was away.... *
Yep, we do duos too! But they're extra - obviously....
Yep, you too can pick from one of us..... if you have a fat enoough wallet...
Brings yet another meaning to "come fly me".... Private jet, no customs or strip searches, I had enough of those at Lynwood...
Think this looks inviting enough? I'm thinking of having a brochure made up...
What do you except for $100k/ride? A supermodel????
Oh yeah! and what I had to do to get to stay on board was A-mazing too! Huge! Shame he wasn't....
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Glad to see Tinkerbell is still alive, I'd assume the poor little thing was already a mummified corpse rotting in her closet.
...of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Paris Hilton's Private Jet Flies High, Fouls The Sky
Paris Hilton'scustom private jet is truly a milestone in aviation technology. Featuring dual Jamaican Spliff jet engines powered entirely by Cannabis Sativa eco-fuel, the jet flies high above the Earth, far away from all the annoying plebeians below. Since Paris Hilton's
Augh. She and her herpes disgust me.
Someone get her man hands away from those dogs! Wasn't she the blind about the celebutard who locks up dogs in the closet and "forgets" to tell people about it until the maids find the poor things malnourished to death?
It still amazes me that she works as a prostitute. She could go to any college she wanted to in the world, and yet she'd rather be a sex worker.
She'd rather be a hooker, even though she has all the connections that anyone needs to get a great job--even a great job in politics. Just look at George W. Bush for an example of what Paris Hilton could be doing. Bush went to college and with the help of the family name, he grew up to be the President of the USA. Paris Hilton could the same thing, but yet she chooses to be a prostitute instead. Why? I don't 'get' it.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush
thats what I thought.. if only those animals could write a Mommy Dearest.
Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Yes, the bed made me really jealous! This skank gets to do the nicest things. I want to go on safari, too!
Haha,she is the one bitch we love to hate,i love her!
PS:I use paris hilton for men,it actually smells pretty nice,my friends told me i smell like paris hilton's gay boyfriendloves it!
I don't think it's the same Tinkerbell!
At least she caption's her ow'n pic's - hyena's are ho't!!!
I never thought that that phrase would even sound any more stupid than when it comes out of Paris Hilton's mouth/twitter.... I was wrong!Haha,she is the one bitch we love to hate,i love her!
PS:I use paris hilton for men,it actually smells pretty nice,my friends told me i smell like paris hilton's gay boyfriend
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