Urban Dictionary definition fun

[twitchy]

So, I'm looking up a slang term I can't even remember now on this site (www.urbandictionary.com) andjust for fun I hit the "random" button and I get THIS!...........

1. PopoZao
A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby's mama i gots me a record deal from PopoZaoin' britney spears in the ass
tags man ho k-fed federline britney's bitch should of got a pre-nup
by 8 one northside of southside Dec 28, 2005



2. PopoZao
To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other's lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it. Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.
tags loser poser poseur fraud phony fake k-fed sham demon-seed antichrist satan homeless drifter smelly wankster joke
by The Great Brandonio Pergatory Dec 31, 2005


So naturally I type in "Kevin Federline" to see if there are any other definitions..........................

1. kevin federline
White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney. Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.
by SxY bEAsT Feb 13, 2005



2. kevin federline
Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money. Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.
by lovezit Apr 7, 2005



3. kevin federline
verb

(also federline)

1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future

2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure

3. To hoodwink

noun

1. A talentless shit stain
(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.

(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
by Jeff T DC Area Jul 15, 2005



4. Kevin Federline
White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.
Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree
by Wapanese are so not welcome in Japan Wapanese are not welcome! From Tokyo May 31, 2005



5. kevin federline
free loader, Someone who takes advantage of desperate and lonely pop/teen idols . " Oh man!!!!, that guys's such a Kevin Federline!!!"
by deb-z-z-z france the uk n argentina Aug 10, 2005



6. Kevin Federline
The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.
"Man, that Kevin Federline, what a fuckin' joke."
by Quack Quack Earth May 27, 2005



7. kevin federline
luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now. Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.
by v1cious Dec 13, 2004



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