TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

**A*O** · February 18th, 2006, 10:54 PM

Since the Happy Event is imminent, and unless we are proved otherwise we should assume the child IS human, not some freakoid alien (that comes later), let's give the proud mother (we don't know who the father is at the moment) some ideas!

I think it's a boy, and the messiah shall dwell among us and he shall be named Ron Moonbase Jr.

**Lobelia** · February 18th, 2006, 11:02 PM

Um, a girl, and her name will be Polystyrene Foam Beads Cruise.

**choozen1ne** · February 18th, 2006, 11:07 PM

lol

**ourmaninBusan** · February 18th, 2006, 11:17 PM

HOLMES/DIANETUS VII Katie and...er...well, ok... Tom are thrilled to announce the arrival of Lilac Dyslexia Refugee at
[an undisclosed, heavily guarded location] on March 27, 2006 at 8 p.m.
Proud surrogate minions of Darth Hubbard were witness and helped to
wrestle the baby away from its mother until security men with cattle prods
helped them back to their senses.

**Laurent** · February 18th, 2006, 11:59 PM

Hermaphrodite named Elron.

**gonflable** · February 19th, 2006, 07:20 AM

I'm guessing that the name will be IKEA Gosa, which sounds like a girl to me! It's gonna be a perfect lil' pillow

**Barbara** · February 19th, 2006, 07:22 AM

^^

You guys are too funny

**UndercoverGator** · February 19th, 2006, 07:35 AM

My guess is a little girl and her name will be Xenuia Purif.

**southernbelle** · February 19th, 2006, 10:10 AM

boy- Thomas Elron
girl- Thomasina Elron

Tom Cruise seems like the kind of person who would demand that the child be named after him and just not really care what Katie wants.