February 18th, 2006, 11:54 PM
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TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
Since the Happy Event is imminent, and unless we are proved otherwise we should assume the child IS human, not some freakoid alien (that comes later), let's give the proud mother (we don't know who the father is at the moment) some ideas!
I think it's a boy, and the messiah shall dwell among us and he shall be named Ron Moonbase Jr.
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February 19th, 2006, 12:02 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
Um, a girl, and her name will be Polystyrene Foam Beads Cruise.
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February 19th, 2006, 12:07 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
lol
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February 19th, 2006, 12:17 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
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HOLMES/DIANETUS VII Katie and...er...well, ok... Tom are thrilled to announce the arrival of Lilac Dyslexia Refugee at
[an undisclosed, heavily guarded location] on March 27, 2006 at 8 p.m.
Proud surrogate minions of Darth Hubbard were witness and helped to
wrestle the baby away from its mother until security men with cattle prods
helped them back to their senses.
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February 19th, 2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
Hermaphrodite named Elron.
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February 19th, 2006, 08:20 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
I'm guessing that the name will be IKEA Gosa, which sounds like a girl to me! It's gonna be a perfect lil' pillow
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February 19th, 2006, 08:22 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
^^ 
You guys are too funny 
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February 19th, 2006, 08:35 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
My guess is a little girl and her name will be Xenuia Purif.
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February 19th, 2006, 11:10 AM
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Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!
boy- Thomas Elron
girl- Thomasina Elron
Tom Cruise seems like the kind of person who would demand that the child be named after him and just not really care what Katie wants.
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