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    Default TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    Since the Happy Event is imminent, and unless we are proved otherwise we should assume the child IS human, not some freakoid alien (that comes later), let's give the proud mother (we don't know who the father is at the moment) some ideas!

    I think it's a boy, and the messiah shall dwell among us and he shall be named Ron Moonbase Jr.
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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    Um, a girl, and her name will be Polystyrene Foam Beads Cruise.

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    lol

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    HOLMES/DIANETUS VII Katie and...er...well, ok... Tom are thrilled to announce the arrival of Lilac Dyslexia Refugee at
    [an undisclosed, heavily guarded location] on March 27, 2006 at 8 p.m.
    Proud surrogate minions of Darth Hubbard were witness and helped to
    wrestle the baby away from its mother until security men with cattle prods
    helped them back to their senses.

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    Hermaphrodite named Elron.

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    I'm guessing that the name will be IKEA Gosa, which sounds like a girl to me! It's gonna be a perfect lil' pillow
    Mmm... Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    ^^

    You guys are too funny
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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    My guess is a little girl and her name will be Xenuia Purif.

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    Default Re: TomKat's Baby - Guess the Sex and Name!

    boy- Thomas Elron
    girl- Thomasina Elron

    Tom Cruise seems like the kind of person who would demand that the child be named after him and just not really care what Katie wants.

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