View Poll Results: Who the daddy?

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  • Tom Cruise

    37 21.14%
  • Josh Hartnett

    85 48.57%
  • Chris Klein

    24 13.71%
  • Some other dude

    29 16.57%
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Thread: Who is Suri Cruise's bio-dad?

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    Default Who is Suri Cruise's bio-dad?

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    Tom Cruise



    Josh Hartnett




    Chris Klein


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    I went with Chris Klein...

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    I'm still unsure, as I think it's possible she was a baster baby with some Cruise's sperm, even if not necessarily Tommy girl's. But she does look a lot like Hartnett, so that was my vote.

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    Team Other dude. Tom's cousin.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Yeah that was my other front-runner. It's hard to decide for me.

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    Suri Hartnett. 100%
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    Hartnett.
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    Hartnett.

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    I just asked my husband, who could give a shit less if Suri's dad was a damn goat, who he thought was the bio dad. He said Hartnett..because of the eyes.

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    Why would it be anyone else's?

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    Because Tom Cruise doesn't fuck women.


    Some other dude.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Looking at Josh Hartnett's pics now. I can see it. I could be swayed.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    I've always been torn between Hartnett and the cousin. Still can't decide
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    I cant believe Tom would risk having her turn out looking like cousin Bill. Either Josh (anyone see Pearl Harbor) or a sperm donor with all the right whatever.

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