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    Default Tori Spelling is a Rocket Scientist!!!!

    I think its UNFAIR tht magazines&entertainment shows can print/air celebs tweets.want2B able2 tweet w/my tweeps&now have2watch wht I write.9:14 AM Oct 7th from TwitterBerry
    hahahahaha! It hasn't occured to her that she can protect her tweets.... Oh yeah, thats right.... because if she did that, then no-one would read them! (other than Mel, of course)

    Plus she claims to be 107lbs...
    Star Mag...LIES! Literally not 1 factual thing in entire article. And, come 2 my house&weigh me Star! I'm 107lbs. if you care about FACTS?!?about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry
    (thats 7 stone 9 lbs or 48.534kg)

    Interestingly (for fact nerds) she should be 5'1" with that weight with a fine boned build....

    http://twitter.com/torianddean



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    what an idiot. the first statement about her tweets is seriously dumb.
    "This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag

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    Vodka and buttfucking for all!
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    I thought that one is funny:

    Love is...hving greasy hair,pale pasty skin,no showerN a week,&feel like POOP& my husband says"U're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"10:08 AM Oct 6th from TwitterBerry

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    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    I thought that one is funny:

    Love is...hving greasy hair,pale pasty skin,no showerN a week,&feel like POOP& my husband says"U're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"10:08 AM Oct 6th from TwitterBerry
    Think he said it with a straight face?? Nah....

    Or, he was completely trashed, or stoned, or both.

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    ^ or has never ever heard about sarcasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    hahahahaha! It hasn't occured to her that she can protect her tweets.... Oh yeah, thats right.... because if she did that, then no-one would read them! (other than Mel, of course)

    Plus she claims to be 107lbs... (thats 7 stone 9 lbs or 48.534kg)

    Interestingly (for fact nerds) she should be 5'1" with that weight with a fine boned build....

    http://twitter.com/torianddean
    YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR WHOREMOUTH!!! LEAVE TORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ALONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    Why is she not showering for a WEEK? Like she's too fucking busy to bathe??

    eta: oh that's right, she had the flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR WHOREMOUTH!!! LEAVE TORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ALONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
    Aw! mELsY <3s mE!!!!!!



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