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Old February 13th, 2006, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It’s a time-honored tradition for celebrities to sign hotel registers under fake names. However, it would seem that most stars choose their aliases with such random abandon that it’s as much a game for them as it is a genuine diversion for the paparazzi trying to pinpoint their hideouts. For instance, Elton John is all over the Yellow Brick Road with "Sir Galahad," "Bobo Latrine" and "Brian Bigbun." Brad Pitt? "Carl Con Carne" and "Bryce Pilaf." And our favorite prankster, Johnny Depp, checks in as "Mr. Satan" and "Mr. Donkey Penis." Here’s a collection of faux-moniker-ing celebs.

1. Angelina Jolie
Miss Lollypop

2. Jon Bon Jovi
Stanley Kowalski

3. Jennifer Aniston
Mrs. Smith

4. Pharrell Williams
Luke Skywalker

5. George Clooney
Arnold Schwarzenegger

6. Paris Hilton
Tinkerbell

7. Michael Bolton
Ben Herr

8. Kate Beckinsale
Siquorney Beaver

9. Diana Ross
Miss Orange

10. Huey Lewis
Jacques Strapp

11. Val Kilmer
Thomas Paine

12. Britney Spears
Bella

13. Ozzy Osbourne
Harry Bollocks

14. Michael Jackson
Sir William Marshal

15. Bono
J.C. Penney

16. Tiger Woods
B. Simpson
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Old February 13th, 2006, 05:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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3. Jennifer Aniston
Mrs. Smith
Obsessed.
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Old February 13th, 2006, 05:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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10. Huey Lewis
Jacques Strapp
I love that one
A good one could be Ben Dover.
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11. Val Kilmer
Thomas Paine
Oh. F#ck. Off. Talk about your delusions of grandeur.
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Old February 14th, 2006, 01:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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yeah, the Jennifer Aniston/Mrs. Smith one is pretty creepy..
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10. Huey Lewis
Jacques Strapp
that's a good one!!!
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