11 year old girl wants to be the the next Jordan - Page 2

Dorahacky · July 27th, 2007, 10:18 PM

When the mom kept repeating the phrase, "good-looking," I kept hearing it in my head in Derek Zoolander's voice.

Algernon · July 27th, 2007, 10:23 PM

Oh Jesus, in the first pic she is standing in front of some kind of mobile with PLAYBOY symbols on....how appropriate for an ELEVEN year old. And sorry, but the girl looks hideous. Bleach blonde hair and makeup and spray tans? She might be cute if she was natural. But even that is a maybe.

The Lidless Eye · July 28th, 2007, 01:34 PM

The whole selling Playboy merchandise to young girls really disgusts me. And you just KNOW that this girl is going to be the playground bully who sets the standard of '..you're ugly, I don't like you".

cool girl · July 28th, 2007, 01:42 PM

Gross

...the mother is deluded and should allow her child to remain a child for as long as possible.

MrsDark · July 28th, 2007, 10:14 PM

She looks like a typical pageant baby to me. I've even seen 'em way more tricked out way younger than this girl. Fucking freaks.

And after reading what her momma had to say about "other kids" I was shocked (but found it hilarious) that she, herself looks like a relative of "Sloth" from The Goonies. (80's movie)

Laurent · July 28th, 2007, 10:32 PM

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“We’re a good-looking family — she can’t help being good-looking.”

In that case, she probably won't be able to keep from having teeth like a can opener, either.

sweetness · July 28th, 2007, 10:34 PM

^^

DAMN that is one ugly woman!!

Both inside and out.

Grimmlok · July 28th, 2007, 10:35 PM

1) Lady, you're ugly. Not only on the outside, where you wouldn't look out of place in stretchpants with a purse full of coupons, but on the inside.. where you have absolutely no depth. You're also fat.

2) Your daughter looks like you slapped a wig on one of those kids with the rapid-aging disease.

3) You're fucking sick in the head, and your husband should have left you and taken your little fugmuppet with him. Don't breed. In fact, get fucking spayed, whore.

twitchy · July 28th, 2007, 10:57 PM

"I like the brand (Playboy) because it's posh," explains 14-year-old Tatiana. "It makes you feel like you're worth something. When I ask her if she knows what the bunny logo means, she giggles and says, "It's porn innit? But people don't think it's porn. They think it looks nice.""

'It's porn, innit?' | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited

sputnik · July 29th, 2007, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by twitchy

"I like the brand (Playboy) because it's posh," explains 14-year-old Tatiana. "It makes you feel like you're worth something. When I ask her if she knows what the bunny logo means, she giggles and says, "It's porn innit? But people don't think it's porn. They think it looks nice.""

'It's porn, innit?' | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited

jesus, it doesn't get chavvier than this, does it?

twitchy · July 29th, 2007, 11:06 AM

Yup! I imagine it was actually pronounced "wurf sumfink". heh heh heh

The Lidless Eye · July 31st, 2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by twitchy

"I like the brand (Playboy) because it's posh," explains 14-year-old Tatiana. "It makes you feel like you're worth something. When I ask her if she knows what the bunny logo means, she giggles and says, "It's porn innit? But people don't think it's porn. They think it looks nice.""

'It's porn, innit?' | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited

Thanks for the link..it's reassuring to know that other people are appalled by this and covering the phenomenon in the media. Sometimes I feel like some archaic Feminist prude, just by giving a shit about this sort of thing, and not being sucked up in a bunch of commercially sexualised hype.