Jamie Oliver cooks up a Kate Moss impression

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Jamie cooks up a Kate impression

By This is London
10 February 2006



No Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are not back together - it's Jamie Oliver doing his best to impersonate the supermodel

Comedian Alan Carr plays troubled rocker Doherty in the sketch for the TV's Friday Night Project.

The scene features Doherty clinching his supermodel ex in a grimy prison cell.

The Babyshambles singer recently escaped a jail sentence after admitting drugs offences.

In another of the sketches, which are broadcast on the Channel 4 show tomorrow night, Oliver, 30, pretends to be a waxwork.

Unsuspecting members of the public approach him and follow the instructions on the sign such as 'pinch the naked chef's bottom'.

The celebrity then surprises them by coming to life and scaring them senseless.

Carr hosts the Friday Night Project with fellow comic Justin Lee Collins, who poses as his cellmate in the Kate Moss sketch.

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I bet Oliver could do an even better impression of Kate, if he really
put his mind to it: (source the UK Sun)

Kitchens awash with coke
By SEAN HAMILTON

TELLY chef Jamie Oliver has lifted the lid on Britain’s restaurant kitchens — saying they are awash with cocaine.

He claims young cooks are encouraged to snort the class-A drug to help them work long hours in the kitchen.

Jamie, 30, hinted many famous chefs have been cocaine addicts.

The School Dinners star said: “The kitchens in London are filled with drugs. And the cocktail of hot oil, sharp knives and cocaine is f****** lethal.

“When I was 18 I remember being pushed into the loo, where some cocaine was lined up.

“I was told to take it to make the night shift go easier — but I blew it into the loo. I was too scared to take it.

“I’m happy I didn’t. I have seen what it does to great chefs.”

The dad of two demanded the use of drugs in UK restaurants be stamped out after witnessing the damage it has done to many of his fellow food-workers.

Meanwhile, TV watchdogs have rejected 57 complaints about Oliver and fellow chef Gordon Ramsay killing animals on their Channel 4 shows.

Oliver slit a lamb’s throat in Jamie’s Great Escape and Ramsay’s F Word featured six turkeys being slaughtered.

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AHA!

That's why he's gotten fatter