Not bad for 47, Madonna!

Elvira · February 10th, 2006, 07:04 AM

SURPRISE EVERYONE!

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Not bad for 47, Madonna!

By Clemmie Moodie, Daily Mail
10 February 2006

All those hours spent working out do more than just make her look good.

As these eyewatering poses show, Madonna has developed amazing flexibility and strength as well.

The 47-year-old mother of two bends over backwards (and ties herself up in knots) to demonstrate her gymnastic skills in the video for her latest single, Sorry. She also shows off backflips and somersaults in her most physical performance for some time.

'Madonna was cutting the most incredible shape across the dance floor,' said an onlooker. 'Some of her moves were gravity-defying, let alone age-defying. She was dancing solidly but didn't once look even remotely out of breath.

'She may be three years off her 50th birthday but she has the flexibility of a pre-pubescent gymnast.'

In the four-minute video, Madonna is squeezed into a white leotard and matching tassled corset as she performs in a cage. With her hair in a 1970's-inspired flicked style and a pair of knee-high silver platform boots, she looks a disco diva of the highest order.

The singer, whose album Confessions on a Dancefloor has been a critical and commercial hit, is certainly going through a leotard phase at the moment.

On Wednesday night she opened the American Grammy awards in a skin-tight lilac all-in-one.

Tenaj · February 10th, 2006, 07:08 AM

There are so many crude comments I could make but I am a good girl so I will not say anything.

muchlove · February 10th, 2006, 07:19 AM

It's cool that she can do that and all, but she's just showing off and it's tacky. You're in good shape, we know. No need to put your head in your vagina to prove it.

ourmaninBusan · February 10th, 2006, 07:38 AM

I don't want to be around when that spine finally SNAPS.

HWBL · February 10th, 2006, 07:46 AM

So she can practically kiss her own ass, who cares?

cheray · February 12th, 2006, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by muchlove

It's cool that she can do that and all, but she's just showing off and it's tacky. You're in good shape, we know. No need to put your head in your vagina to prove it.

Why not, Id love to see her do that and hope it gets stuck. Show off bitch.

Voodoo Child · February 12th, 2006, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by HWBL

So she can practically kiss her own ass, who cares?

I wonder if her next surgery will be the Gene Simmons tongue extension to complete the pose properly??

A*O · February 12th, 2006, 05:15 AM

Mads: "Does my bum look big like this?"
Me: "Yes"

alcohol the honey · February 12th, 2006, 06:21 AM

I'm not impressed.

ediebrooks · February 12th, 2006, 06:24 AM

What if she gets stuck in that position?

muchlove · February 12th, 2006, 07:08 AM

She's obsessed with her vagina anyway, she might as well get to stare at it for the rest of her life.

serenity · February 12th, 2006, 07:51 AM

HA! She sure tries hard but who cares? When I see pictures of her, her thighs don't look bad from the front view but seem to keep getting bigger and bigger from the side view.