I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Dear Diary
Today I wondered to myself "Where might I find out about payday loans, online games and driving schools all in one easy to access place. It was, therefore, to my great delight that I discovered that my favourite board on the interwebs had been updated with teenage girl bevelled edges and pale blue accents, and had a blog section which was already choc-full of shite! My joy knows no bounds.
For my breakfast today I'm going to have a scrambled egg sammich,