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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondette View Post
    They've managed to make her look like a Tintin, a french boy with a strange haircut.


    i think that's kind of why i like it.
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    I've always thought that Scarlett is very plain looking, in addition to being a totally pretentious bitch. It takes a lot of work to make her look beautiful- the perfect makeup, hair, and lighting, in addition to heavy photoshopping- and when those conditions aren't met, we get something like this.

    It's also hilarious to me that the magazine is called "Paste".

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    I think its just the hair--Rondette is right; she looks like TinTin.

    It's actually a good angle for her face; I usually dont like her nose but here's its not so bad. Did they stretch out her neck???
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    Its not that bad, actually.

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    enormous goiter....head like a pickled onion......it's funny AND true!
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    Good grief, how hideous.

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    Im sure they intended it to look that way....arty or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I've always thought that Scarlett is very plain looking, in addition to being a totally pretentious bitch. It takes a lot of work to make her look beautiful- the perfect makeup, hair, and lighting, in addition to heavy photoshopping- and when those conditions aren't met, we get something like this.

    It's also hilarious to me that the magazine is called "Paste".
    I agree, I've also always found her very average... especially on film
    and without all the heavy glamour makeup. The way she moves her
    mouth and parts her lips is repulsive to me. I despise the way people
    compare her to Marilyn Monroe--who was obviously a true beauty
    with a gorgeous face, not anything like this balloon head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondette View Post
    They've managed to make her look like a Tintin, a french boy with a strange haircut.



    Horrible composition as well.

    That literally made me LOL. I've actually got LOL in my pants!
    What cracks me up about that photo is the dog. "Hey, look, he's a dog! But he might not be recognizable, so let's put a bone in his mouth." I mean there's no "hey look, a human! But he might not be recognizable, let's draw his whole body and have his penis erect."

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    That cover literally made me scream with laughter.

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    That is truly an awful cover. Wow.

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    Her eyes look like they're pointing in different directions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    That cover literally made me scream with laughter.
    It made me scream with fright!

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post

    gofugyourself


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