May 11th, 2008, 07:53 AM
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They've managed to make her look like a Tintin, a french boy with a strange haircut.
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i think that's kind of why i like it.
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May 11th, 2008, 10:22 AM
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I've always thought that Scarlett is very plain looking, in addition to being a totally pretentious bitch. It takes a lot of work to make her look beautiful- the perfect makeup, hair, and lighting, in addition to heavy photoshopping- and when those conditions aren't met, we get something like this.
It's also hilarious to me that the magazine is called "Paste".
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May 11th, 2008, 05:01 PM
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I think its just the hair--Rondette is right; she looks like TinTin.
It's actually a good angle for her face; I usually dont like her nose but here's its not so bad. Did they stretch out her neck???
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May 11th, 2008, 08:37 PM
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Its not that bad, actually.
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May 11th, 2008, 09:29 PM
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enormous goiter....head like a pickled onion......it's funny AND true!
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May 11th, 2008, 10:12 PM
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Good grief, how hideous.
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May 12th, 2008, 01:30 AM
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Im sure they intended it to look that way....arty or something.
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May 12th, 2008, 01:38 AM
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May 12th, 2008, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by southernbelle
I've always thought that Scarlett is very plain looking, in addition to being a totally pretentious bitch. It takes a lot of work to make her look beautiful- the perfect makeup, hair, and lighting, in addition to heavy photoshopping- and when those conditions aren't met, we get something like this.
It's also hilarious to me that the magazine is called "Paste".
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I agree, I've also always found her very average... especially on film
and without all the heavy glamour makeup. The way she moves her
mouth and parts her lips is repulsive to me. I despise the way people
compare her to Marilyn Monroe--who was obviously a true beauty
with a gorgeous face, not anything like this balloon head.
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May 12th, 2008, 03:14 AM
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They've managed to make her look like a Tintin, a french boy with a strange haircut.
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That literally made me LOL. I've actually got LOL in my pants!
What cracks me up about that photo is the dog. "Hey, look, he's a dog! But he might not be recognizable, so let's put a bone in his mouth."  I mean there's no "hey look, a human! But he might not be recognizable, let's draw his whole body and have his penis erect." 
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May 13th, 2008, 06:45 AM
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That cover literally made me scream with laughter.
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May 13th, 2008, 06:12 PM
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That is truly an awful cover. Wow. 
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May 13th, 2008, 06:38 PM
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Her eyes look like they're pointing in different directions.
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May 16th, 2008, 07:50 PM
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That cover literally made me scream with laughter.
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It made me scream with fright!
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May 17th, 2008, 05:32 AM
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