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    Default Jennifer Aniston vs.Angelina Jolie magazine covers

    Esquire

    2002; 2004






    GQ

    2005; 1997





    Vanity Fair

    2005; 2008




    Allure

    2004; 1998




    Elle

    2005; 2007




    W

    2007




    Cosmopolitan

    1997; 2003




    Vogue

    2006; 2008




    Marie Claire

    1996; 2007




    Rolling Stone

    1999




    Us Weekly

    2004; 2006




    Us Weekly

    2008




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    Angelina owns them all.

    Jennifers Allure cover is particularly awful. That pose is so awkward.

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    Other than the 3rd set, Ang wins, hands down.
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    Horrible picture of Jennifer on Esquire! She does look good on Cosmo.

    They both look bad on W.

    Angelina looks good on all except W. My favorite is the Elle cover.
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    Angie is GORGEOUS in all of them.

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    ouch..

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    Angelina is more photogenic than Jen is.

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    Two things. AJ's body looks gross on the Rolling Stone cover.

    Also AJ photographs very well but I think in person Jennifer is cuter. I think AJ's skin is gross looking but they butter it up for camera shots.

    One last thing, that final cover the photo of AJ is so badly photoshopped it doesn't really look like her at all.

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    Even equally airbrushed, Angelina's covers are far better, in my opinion.

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    This reminds me of how pretty Jen was in the 90s.

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    The Esquire one with the honking big nose really shows how she had a nose job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahli View Post
    Two things. AJ's body looks gross on the Rolling Stone cover.

    Also AJ photographs very well but I think in person Jennifer is cuter. I think AJ's skin is gross looking but they butter it up for camera shots.

    One last thing, that final cover the photo of AJ is so badly photoshopped it doesn't really look like her at all.
    For some reason, Jen looks better "live" and in motion. She does not photograph as well as she really looks. I have a friend like that, who is gorgeous but has a big nose you do not even notice except in photos.

    Angie looks horrible on the Vogue, Elle, and Rolling Stone, and she looks Hispanic on Cosmo. When has AJ ever been that tan? Jen owns that one.
    Jen looks terrible on Esquire, Allure, and VF. AJ owns the VF.
    They both look good on W, Marie Claire, and GQ.

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    Pretty clear how each one's image is portrayed: AJ = sexpot, JA = girl next door.

    As I said in another thread, JA on Vogie is just horrible. Its her eyebrows. The arch in them is WAY too much and way too dark. Ick.

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    I agree angelina wins...it is so weird because she is 'the girl you date' and jen is 'the girl you marry' and for brad to have left the one for the other tells me he wasn't done dating yet, and 'the girl you date' is going to keep dating perpetually, despite his commitment to her. I do think Aniston has some class despite how she's portrayed in the media, but her features don't photograph well. Angelina photographs well every time but she seems to have little or no personality, while Jen seems to have personality for days. I bet Angelina is a pretty boring person to be around.

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    I would like to add, I think Jen's covers for Rolling Stone, Cosmo, Elle, and GQ look better than Angies. Jolie's body ruins most of the shots, and on the rolling stone cover, she looks strung out on some shit. Angelina looks better than Jen on the rest of the covers.

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