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    Default Helena Christiansen -Agent Provocateur Ads















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    mmmm she looks bad :/

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    Her face is busted. She looks VERY uncomfortable, like she can't breathe from sucking in.
    I do like the shoot, they just need different models. They are both very ugly.

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    it's a funny idea lol
    too bad the execution sucks, with the exception of the first pic.
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    she looks used up.
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    I've never cared for her face but her body is amazing.

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    I don't know what happened to her, because she used to have a gorgeous face. It's like the magic drained out.

    She has a great figure, but this is hands down one of the stupidest photoshoots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I don't know what happened to her, because she used to have a gorgeous face. It's like the magic drained out.

    She has a great figure, but this is hands down one of the stupidest photoshoots.
    I know, I'm at a loss too. I thought she was gorgeous in the Wicked Game video, now she looks like she forgot to put her dentures in.

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    She's turning into a tranny version of herself.
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    She does look haggard in those pics. I've always thought she had amazing eyes though regardless.

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    Covers the face..... WoW, HOT BODY!!

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    agent provocateur take some shiteous photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post




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    Her face scares me ... are we sure that's even a woman?
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