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Thread: Jessica Simpson-esquire Men's Magazine-june 2008

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    Default Jessica Simpson-esquire Men's Magazine-june 2008

    I feel bad for her....whoever told her that doing this covershot would be cool....i mean seriously...this is as far as her faux or real stupidity goes to me. They say it's a reshoot of some italian actress from back in the day....i saw the old pic.....jessica doesnt pull this off at all. Three cheers to the males at esquire who got this one published-AGAIN!! WOW!!






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    Is the whole spitting water thing sexy?

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    I bet her spitting the water out supposed to make guys subconsciously imagine it's cum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sophie View Post
    Is that Jemma Jameson?

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    All of these shots make her look ridiculous, and most are tasteless as well.

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    weird. tacky as hell.

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    The original cover was so much better.

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    its so great that she's not putting herself out there as a sex object. (eyeroll)

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    IRRITATING
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    FAKE


    DISGUSTING (omg is she really spitting!?!?!)
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    I'm not surprised that she has to shave.

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    These are the most bimboesque pictures ever.
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    Her eye makeup is like the stuff I did in the pictures I posted when I was manic the other day and wanted to look like a Sophia Loren drag queen! I was mentally ill. Check the pictures thread.
    Last edited by dakodas; May 11th, 2008 at 03:40 PM.

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    I actually quite like some of the ones in the black dress, I think she's quite sexy if you forget her annoying personality!
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    omfg i thought it was anna nicole smith!

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