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    thank you for posting!
    well, a few points.
    1. The dress is great, but she looks almost like a doll with the dress hanging off her in some shots
    2. Tonys mother is the epitome of tacky with her hair and ugly purple dress.
    3. the cake is hideous. and pound cake? straight out of the trailer park. i can go to my supermarket and buy a pound cake. just my opinion.
    4. the best thing about this was the bridesmaids dresses. the color and the fact that each one was different looked great.
    5. Tony Parker is fug, IMO. like really, fug.

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    jesus, eva longoria? besides Desperate HOusewives, wtf has this broad ever done , really? too much attention for this broad.
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    My comments:

    -I don't like the red color theme....they married in the month of July, not during Christmastime or Valentines. The red bridesmaid dresses look too hooker-ish to me and that red wedding cake is hideous. I never would've thought of a red cake for a wedding. This looks like a whorehouse wedding with the vamped out red color scheme. Even the little flower girls are wearing bright red ribbons across their waists. I do think the cake topper was cute though.

    -Eva looks NOTHING like her parents. I think she's the milkman's daughter. Mr. Longoria (Dad) better investigate that matter.

    -Tony is a mix of his parents but poor guy isn't handsome at all. He looks like a big kid. Eva definitely looks older than him.

    -Overall, I like Eva's wedding dress. The skirt is beautiful. I'm surprised she went with such a full veil, but it's beautiful and it looks very traditional. She made a much prettier bride than I ever expected.

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    typical celeb mega-wedding cheese fest. the dress is way too big and pouffy for her tiny frame, she should have put her hair up because the dress is already huge and overwhelming enough, no need for farrah hair on top of it. the whole castle thing? just screams nouveau-riche that want to act all royal for a day.
    and her rings are gaudy as hell too.
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    The whole thing is awful. She doesn't look at all memorable, and the entire thing just screams new money/no taste.

    My only consolation is that the reception chateau is where they filmed 'man in the iron mask' and so I get a lovely mental image of eva and tony with masks on their faces. If only!!
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    The only good thing about this wedding is the bridesmaid's dresses. Not so much the dresses themselves, but that Ego Longoria let them choose dresses to flatter their body style in the same color.

    Other than that, it's pretty fucking tacky.
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    She is so tiny but looks gorgeous none the less. But I am a sucker for wedding pics.

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    Ack, I'm disappointed - it's tacky alright, but not nearly the fantastic cheezefest I hoped for. Boring!

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    Don't worry - the marriage will last 2 years tops and then she can do it all over again only next time with a bit of class. Maybe.
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    That Tony Parker guy looks so bored...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaFolie View Post
    That Tony Parker guy looks so bored...
    Maybe that's the mask of cold terror descending.
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