Victoria Beckham - UK Elle December 2005

mia981 · November 2nd, 2005, 09:31 AM

Carlo · November 2nd, 2005, 09:42 AM

I wonder if we will ever get rid of this woman. I'm sick of seeing her on magazines behaving like the beautiful and sexy person she'll never be. Hello ? You're fugly. Even when you're airbrushed.

miss_perfect · November 2nd, 2005, 10:07 AM

Her face always reminds me of that old lady's in the hotel in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...the part when Johnny Depp walks up to the registration desk and she turns into a lizard.

ourmaninBusan · November 2nd, 2005, 10:24 AM

What's wrong with this picture?

1. When you have 50 cubic feet of hair bunched up
on the back of your head, you look like the Bride of Frankenstein.

2. If you look like you're craning your neck all the time,
it's not the most comfortable pose.

3. When you're upstaged by a spiral tree, you need a new hairstylist.

4. Er..

5. That's all, really.

And remember, normally I like Posh Spice. That's why I'm being
constructively critical.

SVZ · November 2nd, 2005, 10:26 AM

those breasts are threatening.

why is demi moore in the background?

Tiara · November 2nd, 2005, 10:41 AM

Why does she pose as if she's some gorgeous super model? The only reason photographers entertain her is becasue of who she's married to. Makes me sick, I know loads of girls that are dying to get in to modelling and are a trillion times nicer in every way than VB but she gets handed these things on a plate coz her husbands a famous footballer

miss_perfect · November 2nd, 2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiara

Why does she pose as if she's some gorgeous super model? The only reason photographers entertain her is becasue of who she's married to. Makes me sick, I know loads of girls that are dying to get in to modelling and are a trillion times nicer in every way than VB but she gets handed these things on a plate coz her husbands a famous footballer

ITA. They need to start using models again for clothing and makeup campaigns and mag covers. These celebs get enough exposure.

**MaryJane** · November 2nd, 2005, 11:05 AM

I honestly like her, but I agree that in front of a camera she tries too hard.

Hey do you guys remember those bad pictures of her in a car, with her face looking like melting wax, right after some photoshoot?
I recognize the makeup, I'm sure the photoshoot was this one!

Ok now somebody is going to say "Oh it took 2 months to airbrush the pics before publishing them"

Mofo · November 2nd, 2005, 01:26 PM

I was gearing up for a massive fug-fest when I saw the title of this post but she actually looks quite nice! Must be airbrushed like mad because she is nasty!

taitai88 · November 3rd, 2005, 08:14 PM

why does she have a piece of tape stuck on her dress with her name on it?? Did they forget to take it off.

muchlove · November 3rd, 2005, 08:20 PM

Does that guy have cocaine all over his face? Maybe she's trying to get closer so she can snort it off.

saimamom · November 4th, 2005, 03:26 AM

She is going to have a complete mental breakdown at age 40. She will say, "This is my life, this shallow, materialistic existence. What have I achieved? What have I done that's worthwhile and meaningfull? What have I contributed to society? Why do I exist?"

Then two seconds later she'll snap out of it and go shopping.

A*O · November 4th, 2005, 03:38 AM

At least someone told the mouthbreathing pouting moron to keep her gob shut for these pics.

HWBL · November 4th, 2005, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlo

I wonder if we will ever get rid of this woman. I'm sick of seeing her on magazines behaving like the beautiful and sexy person she'll never be. Hello ? You're fugly. Even when you're airbrushed.

THANK YOU!

Carlo · November 4th, 2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by HWBL

THANK YOU!

Nothing !