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    Default Kendall Jenner - Jacquemus Ad Campaign


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    She's got Paris Hilton feet. And her socks look dirty. And her butt cheeks look 'shopped.
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    Her Torso has been photoshopped to hell & back. impossible anatomy length.Urghhh!
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    Bitter - get in here!
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    This photo was edited by a professional? Because I know a lot of people who aren't even professionals who could do a much better job.
    Bad editing asides, that is the blankest facial expression I've ever seen.
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    ^^^ that's kind of my issue with her -- she has a very disturbing blank stare. Like she is part of the the exploratory alien crew that comes before a full invasion. I think the impossible skinniness of her body is actually real - there have been so many paparzzi photos where the overall silhouette lines up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRuser1 View Post
    This photo was edited by a professional? Because I know a lot of people who aren't even professionals who could do a much better job.
    Bad editing asides, that is the blankest facial expression I've ever seen.
    Blank is right...dead eyes and no personality. I suppose that's what they were going for but the photo is just ridiculous.
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    Bitter - get in here!
    Did someone bawl for BITTER?

    The feets - eek!!! Why is she a model again?

    I'm getting old because I miss my supermodels who managed to be unobtainable and aspirational at the same time.

    I don't know why Kendall gets work...but the feets! This photo isn't even artistic. The pose, the concept all is for shit.
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    This is the dumbest shit I've seen in a long time.
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    Just ridiculously bad, from the greasy hair and vacuous yet bitchy facial expression down to the clown feet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Did someone bawl for BITTER?

    The feets - eek!!! Why is she a model again?

    I'm getting old because I miss my supermodels who managed to be unobtainable and aspirational at the same time.

    I don't know why Kendall gets work...but the feets! This photo isn't even artistic. The pose, the concept all is for shit.

    We could create a true GR monster model. Nicole Kidman's pink fingers (or Uma's hands), Kim K's butt, Christina Ricci's forehead, Katie Holmes' bunions, Beyonce's thighs, Lisa Rinna's lips. I can't think of a nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    We could create a true GR monster model. Nicole Kidman's pink fingers (or Uma's hands), Kim K's butt, Christina Ricci's forehead, Katie Holmes' bunions, Beyonce's thighs, Lisa Rinna's lips. I can't think of a nose.
    lil kim’s nose, Renee Zellweger’s Eyes, Pamela Anderson’s Eyebrows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    We could create a true GR monster model. Nicole Kidman's pink fingers (or Uma's hands), Kim K's butt, Christina Ricci's forehead, Katie Holmes' bunions, Beyonce's thighs, Lisa Rinna's lips. I can't think of a nose.
    Noses are too easy to fix. Tori Spelling's, maybe?
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