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    Default Re: Britney Spears - Bazaar Magazine - August 2006

    SPF has really big cheeks!! He's getting cuter though, and he's not bad considering his parents! Brit looks best in the pic with the net covering her face. Not liking the dark hair.
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    i want britney's ass or the man version of it lol

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    You mean you want the tireless team of photoshop artists it took to make her ass look like that!! God, I so want to kick her ass and tell her to stop chasing the fucking spotlight if she wants so badly to be left alone!

    And he's very cute, but how HUGE is SPF?!? What the hell is she feeding him? He's not yet a year old! She must be using the ice cream trick every night to get him to sleep!!

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    nah britney has always had the perfect ass lol

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    She is the perfect ass.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears - Bazaar Magazine - August 2006

    Yuck.

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    This has to have some major air brushing or picture-fixing. Her face was much wider than that in the Matt Lauer interview.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears - Bazaar Magazine - August 2006

    airbrushed to death (except by the looks of it the second picture)!

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    I think she's really great in these pics but I don't like the second pic and the one with Sean P...
    And when her hair is air-brushed that's better!!
    She's not so bad in brunette...

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    Default Re: Britney Spears - Bazaar Magazine - August 2006

    She would have been wise to buy some stock in the paint industry before taking these photos...Why in the fuck don't they just do cartoon figures, it would have been WAY more realistic (do they think we forgot how NOT like that she looked during the recent interview)???

    Take a look at her nails in the second picture, is that not the WORST sculpt job you've ever seen? YUCK!

    And SOMEONE ( I won't say who ) has had some lip work....
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    Default Re: Britney Spears - Bazaar Magazine - August 2006

    looks like the perfect photoshop ad

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    I would LOVE to be a fly on her wall, cause you know she "thinks" out loud.

    *insert thought bubble here*..."Hmmm, what to do, what to do? The tabloids and gossipmongers won't leave me alone. I mean it WAS imported water in that glass, so I couldn't let it go. Hmmm, I wonder if we have some Twinkies. Focus Brit, FOCUS!! Anywho, what to do? By Jove, I think I got it, I will do a Primetime Live interview with THE Matt Lauer. I learned this neat new thing, I think they are called "air-quotes", I don't know how to use them, but they look SOOOO cool."

    2 weeks later.....

    *insert yet another thought bubble*...."Hmmm, that interview didn't go so well. I looked a hot sh*t mess. What to do, what do? I don't think that they bought me and Kevvy-poo's vacation story. And the press STILL won't leave me alone. Hmmm...*final jeopardy music here*. I GOT IT!!!!!!! I will pose butt ass nekkid for a magazine. I am almost definitely sure that people didn't notice that I almost caught my pubes on fire from my thigh friction during the interview. I am sure the press will remember how hot I used to be, and that I will rise again!!"

    She is such a douchebag, I can't stand her. She is fun to make fun of though.

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    It really does boggle the mind, doesn't it? She cries on tv about being hounded yet does this layout. But that's just her logic-or lack thereof!!
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    Yes, I agree. It is so airbrushed. I guess we all could be models then. I do have to say I like her with the darker hair. The blonde eyebrows really are a fashion statement and I believe a new trend to come.*hope you can tell I was kidding*

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