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Old June 15th, 2006, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

whats next Playboy?


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Old June 15th, 2006, 10:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

How long did it take to air brush this one? Her hair is herendous and I've seen her pics of late - thisone required major touch up. I do like how next to her face it says, "The World's Most Horrifying Pets"
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Old June 15th, 2006, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How long did it take to air brush this one? Her hair is herendous and I've seen her pics of late - thisone required major touch up. I do like how next to her face it says, "The World's Most Horrifying Pets"
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My very first thought too - "Can you say, AIRBRUSHED??"
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Old June 15th, 2006, 12:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It cracks me up that "Daddy Joe" Manager would have lined up this deal for her, being a former Baptist Minister. He is such a PIMP!!! There is not one picture of her anymore where her boobs aren't all up in the camera.
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Old June 15th, 2006, 12:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

Well you know how Papa Joe feels about her chest: "You can't cover those suckers up!"
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Old June 16th, 2006, 04:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Airbrushed and still ugly...
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Old June 16th, 2006, 09:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Papa Joe is such a pimp, he is one sick puppy, obviously. He is her manager meaning he set up this whole Maxim photo shoot thing, god he skeeves me out. Yeah I would say it looks like Playboy is next.
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Old June 16th, 2006, 09:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I hate her hair, looks like a total WIG. HORRIBLE. Shoot me, but I like Jessica. HATE THAT HAIR

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I wish I had her boobs
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Old June 16th, 2006, 11:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I think that is a wig- didn't she wear it to some awards show? Also, the person who airbrushed this should be given a medal because he/she did a great job! She looks really good!
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Old June 16th, 2006, 11:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Gosh she is so disgusting
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Old June 16th, 2006, 12:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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So airbrushed! Her nose looks better with all that airbrushing though. Wig - it's nasty!!!
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Old June 17th, 2006, 02:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Jessica looks like Cindy Crawford here.Jess just needs the mole.
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Those boobs aren't going to look fantastic forever.
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Old June 17th, 2006, 07:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Nope, they won't, because even implants require maintenance.
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Are they implants really?
They look natural to me.
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