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    Default Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    whats next Playboy?



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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    How long did it take to air brush this one? Her hair is herendous and I've seen her pics of late - thisone required major touch up. I do like how next to her face it says, "The World's Most Horrifying Pets"
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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by Lakesweetjane
    How long did it take to air brush this one? Her hair is herendous and I've seen her pics of late - thisone required major touch up. I do like how next to her face it says, "The World's Most Horrifying Pets"
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    My very first thought too - "Can you say, AIRBRUSHED??"
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    It cracks me up that "Daddy Joe" Manager would have lined up this deal for her, being a former Baptist Minister. He is such a PIMP!!! There is not one picture of her anymore where her boobs aren't all up in the camera.
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    Well you know how Papa Joe feels about her chest: "You can't cover those suckers up!"
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Airbrushed and still ugly...

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    Papa Joe is such a pimp, he is one sick puppy, obviously. He is her manager meaning he set up this whole Maxim photo shoot thing, god he skeeves me out. Yeah I would say it looks like Playboy is next.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    I hate her hair, looks like a total WIG. HORRIBLE. Shoot me, but I like Jessica. HATE THAT HAIR

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    I wish I had her boobs

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    I think that is a wig- didn't she wear it to some awards show? Also, the person who airbrushed this should be given a medal because he/she did a great job! She looks really good!

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Gosh she is so disgusting

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    So airbrushed! Her nose looks better with all that airbrushing though. Wig - it's nasty!!!
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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Jessica looks like Cindy Crawford here.Jess just needs the mole.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Those boobs aren't going to look fantastic forever.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Nope, they won't, because even implants require maintenance.

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson - Maxim Magazine - July 2006

    Are they implants really?
    They look natural to me.

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