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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    he looks really tiny in the second pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    WTF is he doing in the 2nd pic? If the majority of the world was looking at me like I was psychotic, I probably wouldn't faux karate kick the air.
    You're not celeb material then
    Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiki
    Him and that idiot Dr. Rey should get together.
    Next to Tomkat, Dr. Rey looks like the hulk. Those two would be a great pair though, dontcha think?
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    I know he paid them to be in this mag, cause no one in their right mind would bend over backwards to take a decent picture with this nut.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    It's the new pocked-sized version!! What a horribly unattractive man.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    Will people actually buy this issue now they now what a nutcase he is?

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    That settles it. He's definitely gay. No self-respecting straight man would wear a velour catsuit AND let someone photograph him while wearing it.

    What a waste. If Tom wasn't so short, gay, and crazy he'd be the hottest man alive. He really is nice to look at as long as he keeps his mouth shut.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    oh weird...the cover is one of those flip out ones, and you can pull off his face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
    ^^You STILL think he's hot? You take away all his insanity and he's still fug to me.

    I used to LOVE him in his Cocktail days... he was just beautiful then. But not now. Ick.

    Yes, like I said...if he were taller, straight and sane he'd be incredibly hot to me. He's got the coolest eye color, and he's still got a very nice bod for a
    40-something year old man. And I've always been a sucker for a dark-haired man with green eyes. Plus, you know, all that money doesn't hurt a bit, now does it?

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    He does look good in the previews I saw of him in Mission Impossible 3.

    Before he began this 'thing' with Katie and he seemed normal, there was a lot of women into him and his looks.

    His freakish, nutty ways take away from his looks though. He's a good example of "beauty is only skin deep"

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    Holy moly, he looks like a midget in that karate kick pic.

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by Somerset
    Holy moly, he looks like a midget in that karate kick pic.

    Well, he IS only 4'11!!

    Oh.. and 5'2 with his lifts


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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    hol shit that is tiny...

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    Default Re: Tom Cruise - Magazine - April 2006

    That cover..Its kinda like he's sane. But i know otherwise.....

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