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    Default Rachel Zoe-Harper's Bazaar



    Rachel "Chupacabara" Zoe's face usually looks like a water damaged leather soccer ball that has been deflated, filled with liquid nails and slathered in lead paint (shade: sun kissed diarrhea), so the Photoshop artistes burned their nails right off while laying their skills on this spread for Harper's Bazaar. Now Chupa just looks like she belongs in a fortune teller's booth at a broke ass carnival. I'm not sure which is scarier.
    Here's more of the ultra Photoshopped Chupa in a spread for Harper's called "I Die" with Vera Wang, Michael Kors and Marc Jacobs.









    The Photoshop Awards: Chupa In Harper's Bazaar | Dlisted
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    she is one scary ugly hag

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    God help me I love that first pic.
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    I love how they're all killing her. It's very satisfying to the hater in me.

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    It's not fair that they have photoshopped her x 10 more than Vera Wang.

    Obviously she needed it though ...

    And I can't see why she gets into a photoshoot in the first place since she is primarily a stylist.

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    She looks like a sea witch.

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    Anybody can look pretty standing next to Vera Wang.....
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    Ugh photoshop can't make this bitch look decent and that goes for Vera Wang as well. Love Michael Kors!
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    I remember reading awhile ago that she won't talk to Nicole Richie because Nicole said she looks like a raisin ...You called it Nicole.

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    Her face bothers me. Especially her mouth. It perpetually points down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Bleu View Post
    I remember reading awhile ago that she won't talk to Nicole Richie because Nicole said she looks like a raisin ...You called it Nicole.
    I love Nicole's sense of humor!
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