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    The Photoshop Awards: Julia Roberts' Lancome Ad




    This is Julia Roberts in Lancome's ad for their new Définicils (pronounced "Full of Shit") Precious Cells Mascara. Not only does this mascara magically make your eyelids grow long synthetic lashes made out of broom bristles, but it also causes your pores to seep out mannequin wax which covers your entire face. Don't ask me why her lips look like two leeches spooning. One of Lancome's other products must have caused that.
    Oh, and you know how I wrote "This is Julia Roberts"? Well, I take that back, because this could be Eric Roberts in a wig for all we fucking know.


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    I'm waiting for GaPeach. Yoo hoo!

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    Plastic
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    It looks like someone twisted her face out of whack.

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    Oh noooooo. Dont like at all. Its horrible, why?
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    Whoa- what were they thinking? Logic right up there with the Melanie Griffith being the face of a cosmetics line.
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    I might be in the minority, but i think she's such a beautiful woman.

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    It would put me off the product

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    Quote Originally Posted by DitaPage* View Post
    I might be in the minority, but i think she's such a beautiful woman.
    She is, but they tried to make her look like one of their models and just...fucked up her face.

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    She looks better in motion than in repose.
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    not a fan of julia

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