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    Default Jessica Simpson, Allure, March 2010


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    Close your slack jaw.
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    Notice they don't want a full body shot. Her titties would take up the whole page. It looks like they photoshopped her nose and made it thinner.
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    She looks like a man.
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    She's got her mouth open, of course. I guess she thinks that's übersexy or something.

    I do wish Allure would quit recycling the same 10 celebs for their covers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    She looks like a man.
    She looks like an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    Close your slack jaw.
    Yes, it looks so dumb.

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    Why is she on the cover of anything? To respond to John Mayer's comments?

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    lips dont look good

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    God, Allure just don't give a shit...

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