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    Default Nadya Suleman bikini shot ... in case you havent vomited today




    Star Magazine doesn't want you to fully digest food or feel any life in your genitals today, so they have put OctoMom on their cover with the words "My New Bikini Body." Sperm counts will drop!
    I also have a feeling that supermarket checkout lines will be a ghost town this week, because when hos get a good look at this, they will abandon their shopping cart full of food and go back to bed! I think I'd rather see Glenn Beck's new bikini body (which looks something like this) than OctoCrazy's. NOT TODAY. NOT EVER.
    In the issue, Octo claims that a back alley surgeon's rusty knife didn't help her lose the baby weight. Octo says it was equal parts exercise, diet and determination, "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber [COLOR=#FF00FF ! important][COLOR=#FF00FF ! important]Band[/COLOR][/COLOR] because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"
    No, they call her rubber band, because her uterus is being held together with one. And this loon didn't lose the weight with diet and exercise. Bitch's fat cells can't even stand to be near her, so they quietly slipped out the back door. Octo's uterus tried to be slick and go with them, but she has a tracking system on that bitch. It's not going anywhere.


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    Yeah sure she didn't have a tummy tuck. Just like she didn't have any plastic surgery on her face. Oh yeah, those boobs are totally natural too.
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    Her belly button looks like a coin slot.
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    I remember her pregnancy shot with the 8 kids, and she had one of the most distended abdomens I've ever seen in my life. So, I would expect her stomach to have looked worse than Kate Gosselin's. But where are the tummy-tuck scars?

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    Bull. Shit. Once skin is stretched like that, it doesn't snap back. She had it removed. I still have the image of Kate Gosselin's pre-op saggy stomach burned in my brain. Check out 1:50

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    "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally."
    Yes, I'm sure she didn't have any plastic surgery...


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    What a crock she is delusional , Like women dont know that stretch marks like that dont disappear in a yr.. Her stomach was horrible..
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    (and I think that she had her tummy tuck in May last year... OctoMom Goes Under The KNIFE Again (tummy tuck?!)--Backseat Cuddler)

    I think the photo on the left shows more "scars"
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    I dont think she looks that bad. Problem is shes crazy.

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    What an asshole.
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    disgusting! and photoshop!

    and PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR KIDS!

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    She looks like a clown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Bull. Shit. Once skin is stretched like that, it doesn't snap back. She had it removed. I still have the image of Kate Gosselin's pre-op saggy stomach burned in my brain. Check out 1:50

    YouTube - Gosselins Webisode 29

    Her before and after is amazing. after: YouTube - kate gosselin bikini

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    This woman has to be mentally ill and anyone who believes she has a figure like that (she does look good from the neck down) without ANY help is a fool. I'm guessing a tummy tuck , lasering and god knows what else.

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    Damn it! I am now jealous of this bitch! She does not deserve to look good and for me to still look like shit with my ugly ass battle scares.

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