Have any of you walked in on your parents?

AliceInWonderland · November 22nd, 2005, 03:47 PM

I have about 7 years ago and it was horrible and I'm having flashbacks right now! At least their 'position' wasn't nasty and at least my parents are still happily together I guess but

it was damn traumatizing and then my dad had the nerve to get mad at me! when they're the ones who don't know how to shut a damn door!!!!

bella · November 22nd, 2005, 03:50 PM

Eew yuk, are you over it now?

I've not been unfortunate enough to walk in on *that* but i always know if my parents are going to do the deed, because they shut their bedroom door. That's too much for me, as is!

Fonzarelli23 · November 22nd, 2005, 03:50 PM

I'm very happy to say NO!!!!! Never seen, never heard, and I fully plan on keeping it that way.

AliceInWonderland · November 22nd, 2005, 04:04 PM

^o how sad, but yeah i've heard them before too, which is nasty as hell and after i walked in on them I had to turn around fast and walk out as fast as could and as far as I could, so I ended up the farthest corner of the house telling my sister who was laughing at me, and speaking of which, my mom burst out in laughter too right when I saw that; sick bitch! my parents have always been affectionate like two high schoolers, which is gross, so I wasn't all that shocked, but definetely sickened! and like I said, at least they're still mad for each other unlike most people's parents nowadays

Algernon · November 22nd, 2005, 04:31 PM

Okay, here's my story. It still haunts me.

I was out with a two girlfriends when I was in 11th grade. We came to my house and there was something I wanted to show them that was in my parents' room. Yeah, you know where this is going.

We race down the hall, I fling the door open while simultaneously flipping the light switch, and there it was, in all it's horribleness. My dad's white ass, missionary. BLECH!!!!!! Any MY FRIENDS SAW TOO!!!!!

We wanted to leave right then and there, we were so freaking mortified. Of course I had slammed the door shut within a millisecond, but one awful glance is all it took to burn into our minds. We sat there looking at each other with grimacing faces. My mom comes out just a bit later acting all happy like nothing had happened. Oh. My. God.

I must repress this back down, now, thanks.

*trina* · November 22nd, 2005, 04:33 PM

No .....oh hell no! I would have been scarred 4 life...........

LynnieD · November 22nd, 2005, 04:37 PM

Yup...once. I was pretty young and had no idea what the hell was going on. So, my father came out of the bedroom and gave me some crayons and a piece of cardboard and some yarn. He asked/told me to make a 'Do Not Disturb' sign for their door so it would not happen again. While I was making the sign (which they used for YEARS) they went back at it........

When the signs a rocking, don't come knocking....

I shudder just thinking about that stupid sign...

muchlove · November 22nd, 2005, 04:41 PM

I almost did a couple of times, but thankfully, I realized what was going on before I walked in. I have heard them lots of times.

**NoDayButToday** · November 22nd, 2005, 06:05 PM

My sister did once on vacation.

I have a friend who has walked in on her parents THREE times because they have a tendency to not have sex in the bedroom but in random places in the house. She'll come home from a friend's house or something and there they'd be on the couch or the kitchen counter.

A*O · November 23rd, 2005, 07:15 PM

I walked in to see my Mum giving my Dad a BJ once.......... Luckily I was too young at the time to realise the full horror, but a few years later the penny dropped. Ew. They got a lock on their bedroom door after that but I could still hear them - my mother is very, errrrr, vocal.

miss_perfect · November 23rd, 2005, 08:18 PM

Nope. I thank the Lord every day that I have not. I definitely would have clawed my eyes out.

hooterific · November 23rd, 2005, 08:56 PM

last year i was staying with my mom after a huge fight with the bf at the time. my mother was 51 and her new boy toy is the ripe old age of 34.. well needless to say i was sleeping on their couch in the early morning and i can hear the headboard banging against the wall.. eww. i was woken up by a headboard slamming the wall. gross. my mother is very vocal and lets just say i heard it and that was way bad enough..

Tenaj · November 24th, 2005, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LynnieD

Yup...once. I was pretty young and had no idea what the hell was going on. So, my father came out of the bedroom and gave me some crayons and a piece of cardboard and some yarn. He asked/told me to make a 'Do Not Disturb' sign for their door so it would not happen again. While I was making the sign (which they used for YEARS) they went back at it........

When the signs a rocking, don't come knocking....

I shudder just thinking about that stupid sign...

I can't believe you had to make a sign

I was in my teens and came home one night, burst into the living room to say I'm home and walked in on my Mum and Dad watching a porno, luckily they weren't in the middle of anything but there was the awkwardness whilst my dad was frantically trying to change the channel as discreetly as possible!!

I also remember finding a very saucy pair of thongs when I was really young, not regular thongs but like a piece of dental floss and a weird miniscule patch at the front, I didn't know what on earth they were at the time, penny dropped years later and I remember feeling squeemish that my 'wholesome' mum was a hussy!

Tiara · November 24th, 2005, 09:43 AM

No, never. My mum and Dad never had sex.

I hear my next door neighbours ALL the time. They do it during the day while the kids are in school. The woman has a really annoying voice anyway but when she's 'excited' she has this totally fake sounding high pitched squeel that makes my dog's ears prick up!

A*O · November 24th, 2005, 02:15 PM

We once stayed in a 'family room' at a hotel and we happened to see a real sleazeball bloke check into the room next door. Later that night I was woken up by a lot of moaning and squealing and thought the bloke was watching some very loud porno. After it woke up the kids too "what's the funny noise mummy?" it became obvious the sleazeball had a hooker in there - mainly because of the fake O's she was squealing every 5 mins and the "ohhhh baby, do me like that, you are so hot baby, give it to me now, blah blah blah". This went on ALL NIGHT so he certainly so his money's worth. My husband thought it was hilarious and/or a bit of a turnon but could do nothing about it with two wide-awake kids in the room staring at wall where the funny noises were coming from.