Hairy women and smelly men have worst sex lives

**MaryJane** · June 10th, 2006, 04:56 AM

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HAIRY women and men with body odour have the worst sex lives.
For those are the two biggest turn-offs in bed, according to a survey.

The biggest hate for fellas is girls with too much body hair.
The fillies loathe pongy lads. They detest partners breaking wind, wearing socks, making too much noise or wearing glassses during sex.

Men detest wives or girlfriends coming to bed every night in well-worn T-shirts instead of sexy undies or nothing at all.

They also dislike partners texting or phoning pals in bed — or allowing pets in the room.

The poll also shows Britons are not as good at sex as they think.

More than two-thirds of blokes — 69% — and women — 68% — reckon they are hot between the sheets.

And 80% of girls and 67% of men believe they satisfy their partners every time they make love.

But only 26% of women and 35% of men admit being regularly sexually fulfilled by their lovers.

Researchers questioned 3,000 people for Mayfair magazine. A spokesman said: “This shows we all have to work harder to please our partners.”

Women hate in men:
1 Body odour
2 Breaking wind
3 Finishing too fast/not paying attention to partner
4 Falling asleep instantly
5 Wearing socks during sex
6 Making too much noise
7 Bad pants
8 Smelling of beer/curry/kebabs
9 Trying to watch TV during sex
10 Specs on.

Men hate in women:
1 Too much body hair
2 Doing nails after sex
3 Phoning/texting in bed
4 Talking while making love
5 Scratching
6 Stubbly legs
7 Pets in the bedroom
8 Cuddly toys on bed
9 Cigarette/booze/garlic breath
10 Being given advice during love-making.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260791,00.html

DeChayz · June 10th, 2006, 11:05 PM

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Women hate in men:
1 Body odour
2 Breaking wind
3 Finishing too fast/not paying attention to partner
4 Falling asleep instantly
5 Wearing socks during sex
6 Making too much noise
7 Bad pants
8 Smelling of beer/curry/kebabs
9 Trying to watch TV during sex
10 Specs on.

Um, is smelling of curry that common an occurance that it makes a top-ten list?

pacific breeze · June 10th, 2006, 11:28 PM

It is in Britain.

Sojiita · June 11th, 2006, 06:01 AM

Amen to NO PETS IN THE ROOM! Nothing worse than a dog jumping up in the middle of everything! Or accidentally noticing it just staring at you....watching you..

Voodoo Child · June 11th, 2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sojiita

Amen to NO PETS IN THE ROOM! Nothing worse than a dog jumping up in the middle of everything! Or accidentally noticing it just staring at you....watching you..

I know! It really puts you off!!!!! I don't like animals watching either.

Aella · June 11th, 2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sojiita

Amen to NO PETS IN THE ROOM! Nothing worse than a dog jumping up in the middle of everything! Or accidentally noticing it just staring at you....watching you..

I always used to throw my dog out of the room for such occasions. I honesly can't imagine having sex in front of your pets...it's like having sex in front of your kids in a way (ok, in a way that won't get you thrown in jail, but still).

My dog was my baby, I didn't want him seing me doing...that. Not to mention he had the tendency to hop on the bed if he so much saw me changing sides in my sleep ("Oooh, are wer playing? Yay, we're playing"), so it could get very weird.

Tenaj · June 12th, 2006, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pacific breeze

It is in Britain.

Being British myself I take offence to that. We're not all rolling out of pubs with a curry, pint and fag.

I can't believe the womens no 2.

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2 Doing nails after sex

Has anyone ever done this?! Please I find the idea hilarious!

Raspberry gashes · June 12th, 2006, 07:31 AM

If the guy is just going to roll over and go to sleep afterwards, why cant a woman file her nails?

Hahaha, I find the idea of that ridiculous anyway, kind of like applying your lipstick after it, haha.

Mel1973 · June 13th, 2006, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenaj

Being British myself I take offence to that. We're not all rolling out of pubs with a curry, pint and fag.

I can't believe the womens no 2.

Has anyone ever done this?! Please I find the idea hilarious!

I guess only if you partake in the women's number 5 ALOT!
Bad pants - what the hell does that mean???
Trying to watch tv during sex??? Think there may be some other problems in that relationship. Although, once I was having sex with the bf and Anger Management was on - even though we had both already seen it and neither of us were facing the tv - at one point something funny happened on the movie and we BOTH started laughing. Great movie, never leave it on during sex...

fatguyinalittlecoat · June 14th, 2006, 12:29 AM

Bad Pants-->Underpants, underwear...I'm thinking tightey-whiteys, Fruit of the Loom Label, skidmarks, a few moth holes...

Mel1973 · June 14th, 2006, 07:06 AM

Ah, nasty drawers!

DevilDoll2025 · September 4th, 2006, 03:09 AM

that list is sooo funny!

GoldFingers · September 4th, 2006, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pacific breeze

It is in Britain.

Excuse me!

I will have you know that I am a British male, and I would never dream of consuming any kind of defectively odorous foods prior to engaging with a lady. I do not regularly indulge in spicy foods anyway.

So, just for the record, this beer swilling, curry guzzling vagrant persona that people have of British males, certainly does not apply to us all.