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    Yep, really. Insane, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    3) Vacation ruined by tranny.. busted tranny left it/her child in my house for some reason, and i kept trying to get the tranny to come back and take the damn baby away so i could go on vacation.. in the end i missed my flight and all was ruined. I think i tossed the baby in a dumpster.
    Hahaha! Majestic is supposed to be really nice, Grimm.

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    Looks nice, and should be relaxing. The wait is killing me though. Tomorrow is gonna draaaaaaaaaaag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    1) For some reason I ended up at the resort alone, and it was AWFUL.. it was like a giant McDonalds playland with screeching monkey children everywhere. The pool was stuffed to the brim with them, but thol was inside.. outside was storming like crazy, and there was nothing to do. I tried to sneak back on a plane so I could try another resort but they wouldn't let me.
    This reminds me of a real life nightmare I somehow managed to survive:

    A week long florida vacation in a decent sized hotel room (kitchenette, one bathroom, and a separate bedroom, but no balcony to escape on), but still.... It just so happened to be hurricane season and poured down non-stop for the first 5 days, flooded the whole town. Me 7 months preg and cranky, husband, 3 kids ages 12, 9, and 4. All trapped in the room together. It was pure hell. I'd lock myself in the bathroom just to have a few moments peace. The 12 year old got really sick-- took him to the doc, turned out to be pneumonia. Not the kid's fault, but we had to spend most of our cash. The worst vacation EVER.

    I don't think your trip will end up quite as bad though, Grim. Hope you have a fantastic time!

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    I have returned, and have some observations:

    1) Beds at a "5 star resort" are hard as bricks. Bring your own pillows too.

    2) the food is cafeteria grade at best.

    3) nobody speaks a lick of english.. or french.. or german.. or russian. It's spanish or nothing down there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post

    3) nobody speaks a lick of english.. or french.. or german.. or russian. It's spanish or nothing down there
    wow, just like California!
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    ^^^
    remind me again, how many languages do you speak?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    remind me again, how many languages do you speak?
    why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I have returned, and have some observations:

    1) Beds at a "5 star resort" are hard as bricks. Bring your own pillows too.

    2) the food is cafeteria grade at best.

    3) nobody speaks a lick of english.. or french.. or german.. or russian. It's spanish or nothing down there
    I guess my question would be, did you get sick at all. And if not, what did you eat/drink in order to minimize the chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
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    Awesome and hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    remind me again, how many languages do you speak?
    English, french, a smattering of german, japanese and a bit of spanish
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I guess my question would be, did you get sick at all. And if not, what did you eat/drink in order to minimize the chance?
    Didn't get sick, but the guts were kind of in flux the entire time which i assume is normal considering the difference in bacteriological flora and fauna in different parts of the world. An immodium a day took care of that.

    I stayed away from the so called sushi

    In all i dunno if I'd do another all inclusive again.. it was so very artificial, this bizarre compound filled with tacky drunk people and slightly better than cafeteria grade food, while guys with AK 47's stood guard at the gates.

    I think i'd rather find someone renting out a small house in Aruba, rent that with some friends for the week and do it that way.
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    and all this time i thought i was being ignored. guess i'm just too irresistible...


    grimm, glad you had a good time. but yeah, i totally understand what you're saying about all-inclusives feeling very artificial. your last idea about renting a house with a bunch of friends sounds like my idea of a great holiday.
    did you visit the old part of santo domingo? my friends said it was really nice and quaint.
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    so did you go the mexican riviera or dominican republic like i heard in a rumour....

    oh i see DR, yeah its sad, its only "nice" at those resort areas, sad country, I just got back from PR (puerto rico) and its in such a sadder state than it was 2 years ago last time I was there. sad sad sad. its hard b/c these are islands, their only industries are tourism basically. Old San Juan is heaven btw and PR has everything; great booze, pirates, history, beauty, casinos, amazing music, food to-die-for, pretty inexpensive, beaches, plus its part of the US so there's a lot of advantages to that too, but someday I want to visit all of the Caribbean
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