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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I'm not bringing anything beyond clothes and flippers. My idiot friend is bringing his giant ass camera. I advised him not to, but he's gonna anyway. His loss.
    Another island to consider is St. Martin. Your plane would probably transfer in Puerto Rico, before its final destination.

    St. Martin was safe at night. Not much petty crime. Nobody trying to sell you pot or asking for money. Water is safe because they have to purify it (it's closer to a desert island). Great French restaurants on the French side. Gambling, inexpensive alcohol on the Dutch side. Takes only 30 minutes to get from one side of the island to the other. Probably takes Canadian currency without having to go to an exchange.

    Speaking of clothes and flippers. I forgot to pack my swimsuit and sandals the first time we went. But hardly needed them because our hotel was at the north end of a clothing-optional beach.

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    Yeah, i'm not lumbering around in the buff, god knows how close japanese whalers are at any given point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Yeah, i'm not lumbering around in the buff, god knows how close japanese whalers are at any given point
    Okay. But it's not compulsory, and you have every body type you can imagine out there.

    I don't know how expensive St. Martin is compared to Dominican Republic, though. Last time we were there, I think we had two round-trip tickets (from DC), five days hotel accommodations, free breakfast and dinner, and a rental car for $2,500.

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    It's out of my price range.. i looked at St Maartin and St Lucia, but alas.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    my god you've seen into the future
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    And got pictures too.
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    I enjoy that you use your powers for mediocrity
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    It keeps me from being destructive, even though the villain's costume is always so much cooler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    When I look at resorts, I cut the number down fast by only looking at the adults only ones.
    This is the way to go!

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    We were in Sint Maarten this summer and it was great. We stayed at Royal Palm Beach and it was lovely.

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    My brain is trying to keep me from going on vacation.. in order, the dreams I had last night

    1) For some reason I ended up at the resort alone, and it was AWFUL.. it was like a giant McDonalds playland with screeching monkey children everywhere. The pool was stuffed to the brim with them, but thol was inside.. outside was storming like crazy, and there was nothing to do. I tried to sneak back on a plane so I could try another resort but they wouldn't let me.

    2) Vacation ruined by Godzilla. I kept trying to set nuclear traps for him to blow him up so I could get to the airport but it never worked. Didn't help that he destroyed the airport and the highway.

    3) Vacation ruined by tranny.. busted tranny left it/her child in my house for some reason, and i kept trying to get the tranny to come back and take the damn baby away so i could go on vacation.. in the end i missed my flight and all was ruined. I think i tossed the baby in a dumpster.

    So yes. It was an interesting night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    except for high school girls on school trips.
    Meh, statistical anomaly.

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    Ok, so we're not doing mexico. Eff that.

    We're going here:

    http://www.majestic-resorts.com/en/H...unta-Cana.aspx

    Punta Cana dominican republic.

    YAY!
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    Godzilla? Tranny? Really???
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

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