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    Well, you've found the key to easy plane travel with kids. I bring playdoh, books, small travel games, lego, anything that will keep them occupied and generally it works. The problem now is, with the new 'security' rules, I'm not sure what we'd be allowed to bring on the plane. I imagine we'll have to buy everything after going through security and end up paying an arm and a leg.
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    On a recent flight my daughter took from San Fransico to Seoul there was a kid crying for his blanket that had been packed the whole flight. I think a gag would have been justified, that's a long flight. It's bad enough flying, then having to listen to a kid cry, he wasn't a baby either.

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    My mom used to drug us with a product called "Gravol". It would render us comatose for hours. On our flight home from Disneyland, I passed out face first into my chicken a la king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Well what should parents who need to travel who have infants do? Have the infants travel in cages in the cargo area like caged animals?..*I really do not think I want to know the response to this... *


    mmmmmmmm .. delicious.
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    Thats funny Grimm..
    I wonder if it would be survival of the fittest in the cage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post


    mmmmmmmm .. delicious.
    OMFG!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    I hope Grimm is bequeathed a couple of kids by a long lost relative...and that he has to pick them up from the other side of the country and fly them home.
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    That kid (take yer pick) looks EXACTLY like my son at that age - OK maybe the one on the right. I don't recall anyone taking a pic of our 26hr flight to Australia but perhaps someone from Customs did? Bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    I hope Grimm is bequeathed a couple of kids by a long lost relative...and that he has to pick them up from the other side of the country and fly them home.
    And that both of them have ADHD and a sugar rush.

    Doesn't it sound like the perfect sitcom?

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    Only if Jim Carrey plays the insane nanny.
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    There is no excuse for screaming, crying, whining kids. i flew mine literally around the world. and i was loaded for bear! i had about 25 different kinds of food and juices etc. a bag of toys etc. AND I kept them up late the night before, so they slept 12 out of the 16 hours we were in the air. nice for me. nice for them. also had plenty of diapers, wipes etc. I flew with them alone multiple times and never had a problem. it isn't the kids fault, it is their idiot parents.

    i've had more than my fair share of jerks on planes.

    1. a woman so enormously obese she should have had to pay for 3 seats, sat next to me. her fat literally rolled OVER the armrest, burying it. Her butt rolled onto my seat! it was horrible. I actually picked up a fat roll and attempted to push it out of my personal space. i complained long and loud and still never got a different seat. (made me wish I had a toddler or two along for that flight!)

    2. irritating drunk japanese guy. wasted. kept leaning his seat back into my lap. smelled bad. I did put my then toddler son to work that day. kicking the back of his seat until he finally got the message.

    3. irritating drunk, smoking japanese guys who pass out in the aisle way (this was waaayyy pre 9/11 obviously) and block the door to the bathroom.

    4. screaming monkey like children who really need to be flushed out the weird air-sucking blue water toilet at the back of the plane.

    5. the really fat folk who stick their rump right into your personal space while trying to place their equally fat luggage into the overhead compartment.

    6. anyone with a mental illness who is symptomatic

    7. anyone wearing a turban.

    8. anyone who failed to put on deoderant or who have stinky feet.

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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    Anyone wearing a turban? I think I'll add crazy repugs to my 'assholes on a plane' list.
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    yes anyone wearing a turban. they generally are greasy, smelly (failure to observe normal western hygeine, including underarm deoderant), and they are some of the rudest people I've ever had to fly with (except the drunk Japanese guys but at least their antics are entertaining at times).

    but then if it were up to me, anyone from anywhere in the middle east would have to fly on their own segregated planes.

    or they could be flown naked and blindfolded gitmo style maybe.

    have to x-ray them to ensure there is no cell phone up their keester first though.

    lol.

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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    Goddam turrists - durka durka
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    ^^^^ now that's funny!

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

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