Originally Posted by buttmunch
I have to call bullshit on this. What if you need to go overseas? Should you book on the QE2 instead?
Why yes! That way, you have a stateroom to lock your ill mannered spawn in or a smelly berth to tie it to!
Or maybe drive for a week to make it across the country?
Suits me fine, unless I'm in the backseat trying to keep my sanity by playing Nintendo DS
In a perfect world, we'd teleport to where we needed to go, causing no inconvenience or irritation to any other human being.
Oh I'm pretty sure some baby would get fouled in the mechanism somehow, digitally screaming its head off while a computer programmer worked to extract it.
But that ain't possible so we all have to deal with each other.
No I don't, you can keep your squaling protohuman with a dogsitter.
The way I see it, planes today are like the buses of yesterday. Shitty travel in cramped spaces. Kids are part of it, just like grumpy gay guys.
Grumpy gay guys don't bother people, we sit and quietly read Cosmo while smelling faintly of sandalwood musk and sipping our martinis.